03-26-2006, 05:17 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-->QUOTE<!--QuoteEBegin--><b>'Shaheed' Sonia & her cliché band </b>
Pioneer.com
Swapan Dasgupta
Columnist Swaminathan S Aiyar, with whom I shared an office in The Times of India in the early-1990s, was a great advocate of clichés. In his quirky way, he viewed clichés as an instrument of reaching out to the uninitiated. Since last Thursday afternoon, when Sonia Gandhi unveiled the third act of her serial renunciation melodrama, the TV channels have gone overboard with their competitive cliché-mongering. Â
Sonia, we have been told, has "checkmated" the BJP and taken "the wind out of the sails" of those who dared to suggest that she was holding an office of profit in the National Advisory Council. Her twin resignation from the Lok Sabha and NAC has been dubbed a "masterstroke" and a "stroke of genius". The noisy claque that assembled outside 10 Janpath couldn't have agreed more.
Of course there have been contrarian voices from the other side. With characteristic earthiness, BJP president Rajnath Singh invoked the imagery of the disingenuous pilgrim who trips into the Ganga and turns awkwardness into piety - paier phisal gaya toh Har Har Gange <!--emo&
--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> . However, since old Hindu sayings may be culturally incomprehensible to the congregation of the newly canonised, it may help get the same message across in Latin - dat veniam corvis, vexat censura - "the censures indulge the crows but harass the doves."
Falling back on Latin obscurity to answer the onrush of clichés is appropriate. In the realms of political theology, the office-of-profit controversy is akin to the disputes over split infinitives in English grammar. The Congress president could have chosen a multitude of issues to demonstrate her disdain for the white Ambassador car - the ubiquitous symbol of office. There was the UN-sponsored Volcker Report which suggested that the Congress was a non-contractual beneficiary of Saddam Hussein's gratification. There was the shameful scandal involving the surreptitious release of frozen funds back to Italian fugitive Ottavio Quattrocchi. At a pinch, she could even have taken umbrage at an alleged e-mail linked to the Scorpene submarine deal that speaks of the approval of "the lady." Instead, she chose an issue that last agitated the British Parliament in the reign of George III. It was so abstruse that the courtiers didn't know whether to be jubilant or indignant.
Sonia's third renunciation is calculated to yield diminishing returns. By turning the focus on her own selflessness, she will, no doubt, give the Congress a talking point. At the same time, this knee-jerk reaction to avoid the Election Commission's scrutiny carries the risk of grave collateral damage.
First, her unilateralism has left her UPA allies sullen and unimpressed. Second, it has added to the strains between the Congress and the Left parties. The Left shared the BJP's misgivings over the needless conspiratorial bid to smuggle in an ordinance after abruptly concluding the Budget session.
<b>Finally, and this is the most damaging consequence, her grandstanding has injected the first real note of instability into the Manmohan Singh Government. For the first time since May 2004 there is talk of the UPA Government being forced into an early general election to deflect from the growing internal contradictions of the coalition</b>. Beginning with the vindictive assault on Jaya Bachchan, the course office-of-profit drama reveals an inherent mismatch between the agenda of Sonia's Praetorian guards and those pursuing sober governance. The present tamasha has made the PM look responsible and the Congress president impulsive. Will dynastic interests permit this emerging 'distortion' to continue?
<b>Cutting through the cloud of clichés, Sonia's shenanigans have created new openings for the NDA. As the Congress hurtles towards puerile adventurism, the Opposition has the opportunity to quietly fish in troubled waters and position itself as the sober alternative. For the BJP, this is the time for patient preparation and deft strategy. It is certainly not the moment to hare round India in a bus searching for a fruit that is not ready for plucking.</b>
Can you fight the Reality TV remake of Mother India with a Doordarshan version of Sunset Boulevard?
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Pioneer.com
Swapan Dasgupta
Columnist Swaminathan S Aiyar, with whom I shared an office in The Times of India in the early-1990s, was a great advocate of clichés. In his quirky way, he viewed clichés as an instrument of reaching out to the uninitiated. Since last Thursday afternoon, when Sonia Gandhi unveiled the third act of her serial renunciation melodrama, the TV channels have gone overboard with their competitive cliché-mongering. Â
Sonia, we have been told, has "checkmated" the BJP and taken "the wind out of the sails" of those who dared to suggest that she was holding an office of profit in the National Advisory Council. Her twin resignation from the Lok Sabha and NAC has been dubbed a "masterstroke" and a "stroke of genius". The noisy claque that assembled outside 10 Janpath couldn't have agreed more.
Of course there have been contrarian voices from the other side. With characteristic earthiness, BJP president Rajnath Singh invoked the imagery of the disingenuous pilgrim who trips into the Ganga and turns awkwardness into piety - paier phisal gaya toh Har Har Gange <!--emo&
--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> . However, since old Hindu sayings may be culturally incomprehensible to the congregation of the newly canonised, it may help get the same message across in Latin - dat veniam corvis, vexat censura - "the censures indulge the crows but harass the doves."Falling back on Latin obscurity to answer the onrush of clichés is appropriate. In the realms of political theology, the office-of-profit controversy is akin to the disputes over split infinitives in English grammar. The Congress president could have chosen a multitude of issues to demonstrate her disdain for the white Ambassador car - the ubiquitous symbol of office. There was the UN-sponsored Volcker Report which suggested that the Congress was a non-contractual beneficiary of Saddam Hussein's gratification. There was the shameful scandal involving the surreptitious release of frozen funds back to Italian fugitive Ottavio Quattrocchi. At a pinch, she could even have taken umbrage at an alleged e-mail linked to the Scorpene submarine deal that speaks of the approval of "the lady." Instead, she chose an issue that last agitated the British Parliament in the reign of George III. It was so abstruse that the courtiers didn't know whether to be jubilant or indignant.
Sonia's third renunciation is calculated to yield diminishing returns. By turning the focus on her own selflessness, she will, no doubt, give the Congress a talking point. At the same time, this knee-jerk reaction to avoid the Election Commission's scrutiny carries the risk of grave collateral damage.
First, her unilateralism has left her UPA allies sullen and unimpressed. Second, it has added to the strains between the Congress and the Left parties. The Left shared the BJP's misgivings over the needless conspiratorial bid to smuggle in an ordinance after abruptly concluding the Budget session.
<b>Finally, and this is the most damaging consequence, her grandstanding has injected the first real note of instability into the Manmohan Singh Government. For the first time since May 2004 there is talk of the UPA Government being forced into an early general election to deflect from the growing internal contradictions of the coalition</b>. Beginning with the vindictive assault on Jaya Bachchan, the course office-of-profit drama reveals an inherent mismatch between the agenda of Sonia's Praetorian guards and those pursuing sober governance. The present tamasha has made the PM look responsible and the Congress president impulsive. Will dynastic interests permit this emerging 'distortion' to continue?
<b>Cutting through the cloud of clichés, Sonia's shenanigans have created new openings for the NDA. As the Congress hurtles towards puerile adventurism, the Opposition has the opportunity to quietly fish in troubled waters and position itself as the sober alternative. For the BJP, this is the time for patient preparation and deft strategy. It is certainly not the moment to hare round India in a bus searching for a fruit that is not ready for plucking.</b>
Can you fight the Reality TV remake of Mother India with a Doordarshan version of Sunset Boulevard?
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