05-12-2006, 06:02 AM
Enjoy nuggets from Paki urdu paper -FT
<!--QuoteBegin-->QUOTE<!--QuoteEBegin--><b>Film Mughal-e-Azam a secular plot</b>
Columnist Abdul Qadir Hasan wrote in Jang that Mughal king Akbar was a great favourite of the Hindus because he was secular and had invented his own heretic religion. Now a film Mughal-e-Azam was being imported into Pakistan. It was made by a Muslim director in which Muslims have acted, but it is aimed against the ideology of Pakistan. The rulers are secular and want to spread secularism in Pakistan. The conspiracy is to take Pakistanis away from their Islamic values. The film is supposed to be imported for commercial reasons along with some other Indian films, but the real objective is to undermine Pakistanâs religion. Akbar will be shown as the best king because he was secular but in fact Akbar became apostate through his invention of deen-e-ilahi, which was now to be introduced through the film. <!--emo&
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<b>Dr Javed Khwaja killed by RAW</b>
According to the daily Pakistan Dr Javed Khwaja of Lahore, who had been exonerated by a court for abetting terrorism, was killed in Lahore by the Northern Alliance of Afghanistan through the Indian intelligence agency RAW. This was disclosed by a police officer investigating the case of Dr Khwajaâs murder. He said there was evidence of local enmity but the real reason was that Dr Khwaja was inclined in favour of the Taliban. <!--emo&:roll--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ROTFL.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ROTFL.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<b>Generals as ambassadors in Washington</b>
Writing in the daily Pakistan Tanvir Qaiser Shahid stated that ex-army chief General (Retd) Jahangir Karamat was returning from Washington in June 2007 after ending his ambassadorâs tenure there. In his place Major General (Retd) Mehmood Durrani would go as Pakistanâs next envoy. <b>He would be Pakistanâs fifth general to serve in Washington. No Indian general has gone as ambassador to Washington</b>. Major General NAM Riza was in Washington as ambassador when Pakistan broke up in 1971. General Yaqub Khan was the second general to serve there. After that General Ejaz Azim, General Durrani and Air Marshall Zulfiqar too served there
<b>Pakistani hens that cackle in Canada</b>Â <!--emo&:guitar--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/guitar.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='guitar.gif' /><!--endemo-->
According to Sarerahe in Nawa-e-Waqt Pakistani girls in Canada took part in a beauty contest and Ms Sahar Mehmood was chosen as Miss Pakistan. Sarerahe thought that these girls were like hens that cackled in Canada while laying eggs in Pakistan. Ms Sahar Mehmood will now add to the credit of her father when he approaches the Pearly Gates on the Day of Judgement.
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<!--QuoteBegin-->QUOTE<!--QuoteEBegin--><b>Film Mughal-e-Azam a secular plot</b>
Columnist Abdul Qadir Hasan wrote in Jang that Mughal king Akbar was a great favourite of the Hindus because he was secular and had invented his own heretic religion. Now a film Mughal-e-Azam was being imported into Pakistan. It was made by a Muslim director in which Muslims have acted, but it is aimed against the ideology of Pakistan. The rulers are secular and want to spread secularism in Pakistan. The conspiracy is to take Pakistanis away from their Islamic values. The film is supposed to be imported for commercial reasons along with some other Indian films, but the real objective is to undermine Pakistanâs religion. Akbar will be shown as the best king because he was secular but in fact Akbar became apostate through his invention of deen-e-ilahi, which was now to be introduced through the film. <!--emo&
--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <b>Dr Javed Khwaja killed by RAW</b>
According to the daily Pakistan Dr Javed Khwaja of Lahore, who had been exonerated by a court for abetting terrorism, was killed in Lahore by the Northern Alliance of Afghanistan through the Indian intelligence agency RAW. This was disclosed by a police officer investigating the case of Dr Khwajaâs murder. He said there was evidence of local enmity but the real reason was that Dr Khwaja was inclined in favour of the Taliban. <!--emo&:roll--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ROTFL.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ROTFL.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<b>Generals as ambassadors in Washington</b>
Writing in the daily Pakistan Tanvir Qaiser Shahid stated that ex-army chief General (Retd) Jahangir Karamat was returning from Washington in June 2007 after ending his ambassadorâs tenure there. In his place Major General (Retd) Mehmood Durrani would go as Pakistanâs next envoy. <b>He would be Pakistanâs fifth general to serve in Washington. No Indian general has gone as ambassador to Washington</b>. Major General NAM Riza was in Washington as ambassador when Pakistan broke up in 1971. General Yaqub Khan was the second general to serve there. After that General Ejaz Azim, General Durrani and Air Marshall Zulfiqar too served there
<b>Pakistani hens that cackle in Canada</b>Â <!--emo&:guitar--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/guitar.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='guitar.gif' /><!--endemo-->
According to Sarerahe in Nawa-e-Waqt Pakistani girls in Canada took part in a beauty contest and Ms Sahar Mehmood was chosen as Miss Pakistan. Sarerahe thought that these girls were like hens that cackled in Canada while laying eggs in Pakistan. Ms Sahar Mehmood will now add to the credit of her father when he approaches the Pearly Gates on the Day of Judgement.
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