Pakistan - News and Discussion 6

[Naresh]

<b>Mudy :</b>

<b>Tauba! Tauba!! Tauba!!! - This is Hilarious</b>

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<b>An eyewitness to the Taliban </b>
FT
Khaled Ahmed’s  A n a l y s i s 

The clerics who were sent by the ISI to greet Mullah Umar are well known and their remarks about the man can still be collected from the Urdu press of those days. They compared him to the Prophet and Caliph Umar to his face and came home saying the Caliphate of the Companions had been revived. A retired chief justice went to see him after growing a flowing beard on his face. A very popular TV cleric predicted that under Mullah Umar the army of Imam Mehdi was taking shape, who will soon conquer the world with it and Islamise it. Ms Gannon mentioned only one big cleric (later assassinated), but the one she didn’t mention was putatively the teacher and mentor of Mullah Umar in his seminary near Peshawar. <b>As a senator in early 1990s, the man hired prostitutes in Islamabad and fornicated with them <span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>while being sodomised by his driver, thus earning the sobriquet of Maulvi Sandwich. (In this connection, the writer listened to the famous Madam Tahira Tape sent him by Nawaz Sharif’s IB chief, Imtiaz ‘Billa’.) No one from Pakistan could go to Afghanistan to meet Mullah Umar without being ‘vetted’* by him.</span></b>

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Methinks it should read <b><span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>* "without wetting him", also the name is Maullana Sandwich</span></b>

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