10-27-2006, 05:15 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-->QUOTE<!--QuoteEBegin--><b>Nuggets from the Urdu press </b>
These nuggets are culled from the Urdu press. They are summarised here without comment.
Absurd or ridiculous, TFT takes no responsibility for them
<b>Palejo is agent of Punjab!</b>
As reported in daily Khabrain, the leader of Saraiki Qaumi Movement, Hameed Asghar Shaheen said that Akbar Bugti is not our hero and that Palejo is an agent of Punjab who is working against the interests of Saraikis. He said nationalists shall get rid of the feudal and tribal leadership who are using them. He said the seed of corruption was laid by America at the creation of Pakistan. He said Saraiki Qaumi Movement is working for an independent state.
<b>Sectarian conflict claims 23</b>
According to Daily Pakistan, two sectarian religious groups are fighting over the ownership of a shrine in Orakzai agency. The warrior sects are using mortar guns, missiles, anti-aircraft guns and modern weapons against each other. The shia sect gained control over the shrine. 23 people died on both sides and the political administration failed to mediate a ceasefire between the warring sects of Islam.
<b>Durga shall be armed with modern weapons</b>
As reported in daily Jang, one Abhe Kumar Chaudhry has filed a petition in a district court to arm Durga devi with modern weapons because modern devils canât be killed with old weapons like trishuls or sabers. A caretaker, Kishwar Kinal of the famous mandir of Patna didnât agree with the proposal and said the traditional arms are just symbols of Durgaâs power, as she kills her foes with her intentions and not with weapons.
<b>Muslims shall integrate into host countries</b>
As reported in Daily Pakistan, a British national of Pakistani origin Zahid Hassan has said that Pakistani Muslims in western countries have to change their attitudes so that they can integrate into their host societies. The Indians have tried to integrate and progressed in comparison with Pakistanis. The terrorist attacks of 9/11 and 7/7 have damaged the Muslim cause in the West and thus are now looked upon with suspicion. He said our ulema karam (religious scholars) who were funded by foreigners have misled a group of youth towards terrorism. Sectarianism has led this group towards jihad and terrorism.
<b>Heart of Mullah Omar is like perfumed garden</b>
Lyricist and writer Irfan Siddique commented in daily Nawa-i-Waqt that President Musharraf wrote in his book, In the Line of Fire that the defeated Mullah Omar disappeared on a Japanese motorcycle. He said Mullah Omar was Amir-ul-Momineen and people of Afghanistan adored him. The heart of Karzai is a stinking dustbin of hatred for Pakistan. The heart of dervish (Mullah Omar) was like a perfumed garden of love for Pakistan. He didnât choose the illuminated and decorated aircraft towards Camp David. He chose the way of his forefathers. He is wandering with a $25 million head on his wide chest and strong shoulders.
<b>Pakistani boxer slipped into France</b>
As reported in daily Nawa-i-Waqt, the Pakistani boxing squad in France was in the middle of a doping allegation when boxer Sohail Baloch was found missing. Pakistan Air Force boxer Sohail Baloch couldnât be found as the squad was leaving for Pakistan. Earlier, two Pakistani boxers disappeared in Atlanta Olympics and one in Sydney Olympics.
<b>Graves would answer for AQ Khanâs innocence</b>
In daily Nawa-i-Waqt, lyricist and columnist Irfan Siddique wrote that everyone replied against the allegations of President Musharraf except one patient of cancer, whose mouth is sewn and hands and feet are chained. If he didnât speak now, when he is alive, then every particle of his grave would speak aloud and name those who tore his cloth of innocence into shreds.
<b>Hijacking for political asylum</b>
As reported in daily Khabrain, the hijacker of a Turkish airplane surrendered in Italy and asked for political asylum. The hijacker had earlier converted to Christianity and was serving in Turkish army. He had earlier written a letter to Pope Benedict for help as he didnât want to serve in the army of a Muslim country.
<b>Hang the Pope!</b>
As reported in Daily Pakistan, the leader of Jamiat-e-Islami (Sami group) Maulana Ajmal Qadri stated that more Christians are becoming Muslims after the blasphemy of Pope Benedict while addressing the national cricket team members under the leadership of Mohammad Yousaf (Youhanna). He said in Islam anyone who blasphemes against Prophet Mohammad (pbuh) is headed for murder. The Muslims leaders shall get united to get the Pope killed. He urged the Christian nation to disqualify him and have him hanged.
<b>Friendship with beautiful ladies first</b>
Sarerahe wrote in daily Nawa-i-Waqt that the Urdu book of President Musharraf would hit the stands with a title, âPakistan firstâ. Pakistanis would now read how to make friendship with beautiful girls first from this book. He said some Pakistani youth only believe in, âfirst myself, then Pakistanâ. <!--emo&
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<b>Scientific proof of fasting</b>
In Daily Pakistan, a feature by Naeem Ahsan said that itâs now proved that every living being can treat diseases by leaving food for a certain period of time. An American scientist found that, âduring fasting, the cells are under pressure and in response improve their performanceâ. He also found that before cultivation of crops mammals were used to living without meals and that is why our bodies can endure hunger. Humans are used to avoid eating or drinking from time immemorial. And all the great religions have termed it as worship. A famous book on yoga says, â fasting is the secret of long lifeâ.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
These nuggets are culled from the Urdu press. They are summarised here without comment.
Absurd or ridiculous, TFT takes no responsibility for them
<b>Palejo is agent of Punjab!</b>
As reported in daily Khabrain, the leader of Saraiki Qaumi Movement, Hameed Asghar Shaheen said that Akbar Bugti is not our hero and that Palejo is an agent of Punjab who is working against the interests of Saraikis. He said nationalists shall get rid of the feudal and tribal leadership who are using them. He said the seed of corruption was laid by America at the creation of Pakistan. He said Saraiki Qaumi Movement is working for an independent state.
<b>Sectarian conflict claims 23</b>
According to Daily Pakistan, two sectarian religious groups are fighting over the ownership of a shrine in Orakzai agency. The warrior sects are using mortar guns, missiles, anti-aircraft guns and modern weapons against each other. The shia sect gained control over the shrine. 23 people died on both sides and the political administration failed to mediate a ceasefire between the warring sects of Islam.
<b>Durga shall be armed with modern weapons</b>
As reported in daily Jang, one Abhe Kumar Chaudhry has filed a petition in a district court to arm Durga devi with modern weapons because modern devils canât be killed with old weapons like trishuls or sabers. A caretaker, Kishwar Kinal of the famous mandir of Patna didnât agree with the proposal and said the traditional arms are just symbols of Durgaâs power, as she kills her foes with her intentions and not with weapons.
<b>Muslims shall integrate into host countries</b>
As reported in Daily Pakistan, a British national of Pakistani origin Zahid Hassan has said that Pakistani Muslims in western countries have to change their attitudes so that they can integrate into their host societies. The Indians have tried to integrate and progressed in comparison with Pakistanis. The terrorist attacks of 9/11 and 7/7 have damaged the Muslim cause in the West and thus are now looked upon with suspicion. He said our ulema karam (religious scholars) who were funded by foreigners have misled a group of youth towards terrorism. Sectarianism has led this group towards jihad and terrorism.
<b>Heart of Mullah Omar is like perfumed garden</b>
Lyricist and writer Irfan Siddique commented in daily Nawa-i-Waqt that President Musharraf wrote in his book, In the Line of Fire that the defeated Mullah Omar disappeared on a Japanese motorcycle. He said Mullah Omar was Amir-ul-Momineen and people of Afghanistan adored him. The heart of Karzai is a stinking dustbin of hatred for Pakistan. The heart of dervish (Mullah Omar) was like a perfumed garden of love for Pakistan. He didnât choose the illuminated and decorated aircraft towards Camp David. He chose the way of his forefathers. He is wandering with a $25 million head on his wide chest and strong shoulders.
<b>Pakistani boxer slipped into France</b>
As reported in daily Nawa-i-Waqt, the Pakistani boxing squad in France was in the middle of a doping allegation when boxer Sohail Baloch was found missing. Pakistan Air Force boxer Sohail Baloch couldnât be found as the squad was leaving for Pakistan. Earlier, two Pakistani boxers disappeared in Atlanta Olympics and one in Sydney Olympics.
<b>Graves would answer for AQ Khanâs innocence</b>
In daily Nawa-i-Waqt, lyricist and columnist Irfan Siddique wrote that everyone replied against the allegations of President Musharraf except one patient of cancer, whose mouth is sewn and hands and feet are chained. If he didnât speak now, when he is alive, then every particle of his grave would speak aloud and name those who tore his cloth of innocence into shreds.
<b>Hijacking for political asylum</b>
As reported in daily Khabrain, the hijacker of a Turkish airplane surrendered in Italy and asked for political asylum. The hijacker had earlier converted to Christianity and was serving in Turkish army. He had earlier written a letter to Pope Benedict for help as he didnât want to serve in the army of a Muslim country.
<b>Hang the Pope!</b>
As reported in Daily Pakistan, the leader of Jamiat-e-Islami (Sami group) Maulana Ajmal Qadri stated that more Christians are becoming Muslims after the blasphemy of Pope Benedict while addressing the national cricket team members under the leadership of Mohammad Yousaf (Youhanna). He said in Islam anyone who blasphemes against Prophet Mohammad (pbuh) is headed for murder. The Muslims leaders shall get united to get the Pope killed. He urged the Christian nation to disqualify him and have him hanged.
<b>Friendship with beautiful ladies first</b>
Sarerahe wrote in daily Nawa-i-Waqt that the Urdu book of President Musharraf would hit the stands with a title, âPakistan firstâ. Pakistanis would now read how to make friendship with beautiful girls first from this book. He said some Pakistani youth only believe in, âfirst myself, then Pakistanâ. <!--emo&
--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <b>Scientific proof of fasting</b>
In Daily Pakistan, a feature by Naeem Ahsan said that itâs now proved that every living being can treat diseases by leaving food for a certain period of time. An American scientist found that, âduring fasting, the cells are under pressure and in response improve their performanceâ. He also found that before cultivation of crops mammals were used to living without meals and that is why our bodies can endure hunger. Humans are used to avoid eating or drinking from time immemorial. And all the great religions have termed it as worship. A famous book on yoga says, â fasting is the secret of long lifeâ.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->