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Capitalism vs Socialism
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Another chat ...

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Cappie: I own resources, so I can hire and fire workers at will.

Socialist: What do you mean by resources?

C: I mean, I mortagaged my house to buy this cow and land. I want to sell milk and till land, so I bought it.

S: You mean cow was created by you? You made this land?

C: No I bought the cow. I bought the land. You know cow and land didn't fall in my lap from God.

S: Hmph!! There's no God to create anything. Can you show me God?

C: No can't show you God. But on same token can't see your brains either and the conversation seems to indicate the complete lack of one in that skull of yours.

S: Whatever, whatever, you are of course going to make money off the poor cow, right? Proabily will hire a poor slob to work in some dark stinky sty too, eh?

C: Well, I've paid bank some money to buy that cow and need to repay the bank, so I look to milk the cow, sell some milk and pay bank.

S: Bah...money shmoney, who needs it, all tools of capitalist burgeousist imperialist, I know it, I read it Das Kapital

C: Can I get a copy of this Das Kapital so I can understand what you are talking about.

S: Sure, but it'll cost you $10

C: What the f**k? Why should I pay you money-shmoney

S: Well, if you don't want to pay for the book, you can get it for free if they join our group, pay party dues. Also include in the previliges as members of the party is that you get to ride the car with our politburo chief, carry groceries for his wife, drop his kid to school etc.

C: But how is your party paying for the car, groceries etc.

S: What do you mean?

C: Why's your polutiboro chief not growing veggies or build his own buggy to ride to work?

S: You deaf something? We don't work for money, don't you get it?

C: But where's all this coming from? Where did you get this shirt you are wearing? Didn't you pay the tailor for his effort? The cloth just didn't fall from the sky did it?

S: You are a freaking capitalist aren't you? You must be communal too. Bet you pushed Babri down. And I'm sure you were rioting on streets of Godhara.

C: Oooookkkkkkkkkk dude. Whatever...
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Ok.. Have my answer. No need for this discussion on India-Forum. Maybe some forum where they do care for these "isms" we can continue this discussion and could start this discussion with some facts from Sandanvania


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Capitalism vs Socialism - by Guest - 12-09-2008, 12:09 AM
Capitalism vs Socialism - by Bharatvarsh - 12-09-2008, 02:29 AM
Capitalism vs Socialism - by Bharatvarsh - 12-09-2008, 02:59 AM
Capitalism vs Socialism - by dhu - 12-09-2008, 06:01 AM
Capitalism vs Socialism - by Guest - 12-09-2008, 06:39 AM
Capitalism vs Socialism - by Bharatvarsh - 12-09-2008, 08:02 AM
Capitalism vs Socialism - by Guest - 12-09-2008, 11:12 AM
Capitalism vs Socialism - by Guest - 12-09-2008, 11:26 AM
Capitalism vs Socialism - by Guest - 12-09-2008, 11:33 AM
Capitalism vs Socialism - by Guest - 12-09-2008, 11:42 AM
Capitalism vs Socialism - by Guest - 12-09-2008, 02:26 PM
Capitalism vs Socialism - by Guest - 12-09-2008, 05:07 PM
Capitalism vs Socialism - by Husky - 12-09-2008, 05:44 PM
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Capitalism vs Socialism - by Guest - 12-09-2008, 06:25 PM
Capitalism vs Socialism - by Guest - 12-09-2008, 06:27 PM
Capitalism vs Socialism - by Bharatvarsh - 12-09-2008, 07:22 PM
Capitalism vs Socialism - by Guest - 12-09-2008, 07:31 PM
Capitalism vs Socialism - by Bharatvarsh - 12-09-2008, 07:33 PM
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