<!--QuoteBegin-Bodhi+Feb 19 2009, 05:06 PM-->QUOTE(Bodhi @ Feb 19 2009, 05:06 PM)<!--QuoteEBegin--><!--QuoteBegin-Husky+Feb 19 2009, 04:59 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Husky @ Feb 19 2009, 04:59 PM)<!--QuoteEBegin-->I'm not 5 anymore Bodhi.[right][snapback]94732[/snapback][/right]<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd--><!--emo&
--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> Aaah! Looks like we missed the birthday treat recently! Belated greetings!
[right][snapback]94734[/snapback][/right]<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->That's it! I wasn't angry before but I am now. Let me at him!
Some time later...
<i>IF investigator: Baby Bodhi has been bitten.</i>
(Looks all innocent) It wasn't me. (I'm surprised he wasn't <i>eaten</i>: I've heard others remark how he looks like a wandering snack. Right size for a mouthful too.)
<i>IF: There are teeth marks on its arm.</i>
Like I <i>said</i>, not me.
<i>IF: canine teeth marks.</i>
Shouldn't have been playing with dogs then.
<i>IF: they match your tooth prints.</i>
Okay. Here's the deal: I was sitting outside on the lawn, minding my own business - howling at the beautiful Chandran, as I do. And then this mini human comes wandering up from nowhere and shoves its arm into my jaws and yelps away in feigned distress. What can I do? By the way - write this down - it stepped on my tail and tugged at my ears. Book him on multiple counts of cruelty to defenseless animal.
<i>IF: there are paw prints all the way from your home to Bodhi's house. But no human baby footprints in the opposite direction.</i>
(Silence)
I want to see my lawyer. And call the SPCA, I've been framed.
--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> Aaah! Looks like we missed the birthday treat recently! Belated greetings![right][snapback]94734[/snapback][/right]<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->That's it! I wasn't angry before but I am now. Let me at him!
Some time later...
<i>IF investigator: Baby Bodhi has been bitten.</i>
(Looks all innocent) It wasn't me. (I'm surprised he wasn't <i>eaten</i>: I've heard others remark how he looks like a wandering snack. Right size for a mouthful too.)
<i>IF: There are teeth marks on its arm.</i>
Like I <i>said</i>, not me.
<i>IF: canine teeth marks.</i>
Shouldn't have been playing with dogs then.
<i>IF: they match your tooth prints.</i>
Okay. Here's the deal: I was sitting outside on the lawn, minding my own business - howling at the beautiful Chandran, as I do. And then this mini human comes wandering up from nowhere and shoves its arm into my jaws and yelps away in feigned distress. What can I do? By the way - write this down - it stepped on my tail and tugged at my ears. Book him on multiple counts of cruelty to defenseless animal.
<i>IF: there are paw prints all the way from your home to Bodhi's house. But no human baby footprints in the opposite direction.</i>
(Silence)
I want to see my lawyer. And call the SPCA, I've been framed.
Death to traitors.