We Are Like This Onlee - 2

[HareKrishna]

tr y this one

http://cashidelucs.files.wordpress.com/2...=496&h=662

[Capt M Kumar]

Double Dose of Viagra



A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra.



The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.



"Why not?" asked the man.



"Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.



"But I need it really bad," said the man.



"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.



The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I have to have a double dose."



The doctor finally relented saying, "'Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to ensure there haven't been any serious side effects."



On Monday, the man dragged himself in, his right arm in a sling.



The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"



The man said, "No one showed up!"



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[neelima]

Your telegrams are really nice........

[HareKrishna]

del

[Guest]

received via email..



Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."



Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land."



Then Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land.



Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country, (he hasn't realised yet that WE are now a third World country), raised my fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy "merchant bankers" and increased Vat to 20%.



I am so depressed last night I called the Samaritans, they diverted my call to a call centre in Pakistan (call centres in India being no longer affordable). I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if could drive a truck.

[HareKrishna]

funny

[simplyrohit21]

[url="http://www.fakingnews.com/2011/09/controversy-over-narendra-modi-refusal-to-wear-birthday-cap/"]Controversy over Narendra Modi’s refusal to wear birthday cap and hold balloons[/url]

Ahmedabad. The nation was shocked to see Narendra Modi refusing to wear a colorful conical cap that is widely worn by children on birthdays. The cap, along with some balloons and a birthday whistle, was offered by a child to Modi during his sadbhavna fast, but the Chief Minister of Gujarat refused to put them on and instead chose to accept a small cake from the kid.



“He said he was too old for these things,” recalled Pappu, the child who offered the birthday paraphernalia to Modi. Video clips from the sadbhavna fast clearly showed that Modi had politely refused to wear the cap or hold the balloons, even as Pappu took out the birthday whistle and cake for the Chief Minister who had started the sadbhavna fast on his birthday.



Sources inform that Narendra Modi was not interested at all in Pappu’s way of celebrating birthdays, but he finally agreed to take a small bite off the cake as a token of appreciation. The partial acceptance of his wishes confused Pappu, who was later reported by news channels as being livid with what he termed as an “insult to childhood”.

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[simplyrohit21]

[url="http://hindi.fakingnews.com/2011/09/digvijay-singh-performs-osama-bin-laden-shraadh/"]दिग्विजय सिंह ने मनाया ओसामा बिन लादेन का श्राद्ध[/url]

एक शख्स है जो नहीं भूला कि उसका फर्ज़ क्या है…उसे महीनों से इंतज़ार था कि जल्द ही यह पावन मौका आए और वो एक बेटे का फर्ज़ निभा सके। और आख़िरकार भाद्रपद शुरू होते ही वो शुभ घड़ी आ गई।



जी, हां…हम बात कर रहे हैं…मध्यप्रदेश के पूर्व मुख्यमंत्री और कांग्रेस महासचिव दिग्विजय सिंह की जिन्होंने आज पितृपक्ष के पहले दिन अलकायदा प्रमुख और पितातुल्य श्री ओसामा बिन लादेन का श्राद्ध मनाया। धार्मिक मान्यता के अनुसार वैसे तो बेटा ही अपने पिता का श्राद्ध मना सकता है और उसके न होने की सूरत में परिवार के बाकी सदस्य मगर दिग्विजय सिंह ने किस हैसियत से ओसामा जी का श्राद्ध मनाया ये जानने के लिए हमने उनसे ख़ास बातचीत की।

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[jayeshmewada]

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by



people in various places of India ...







1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:



Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.







2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:



From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two



days.."







3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was



performing his daughter's wedding:



"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."









4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:



"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."











5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:



"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"







6. An incident of a leave letter



"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."









7. A leave letter to the headmaster:



"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"











8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:



"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."







9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."







10. Another one:



"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."







11. Actual letter written for application of leave:



"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".







12. Letter writing: -



"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."







13. A candidate's job application:



"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

[rhytha]

The Briturds comments regarding the Dassulat Deal in the below link is hilarious, i fell off my chair reading some really brain-freeze comments.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...z1l86lsnjw



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