We Are Like This Onlee - 2

[Guest]

<b>Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are</b>

[Capt M Kumar]

<!--emo&--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> If push really came to shove one could always go the BPO route and outsource the whole industry, lock, stock and smoking barrel. Indeed, some said that had already happened, what with the epicentre of global terror having shifted to a place called Wall Street where people called investment bankers had terrorised the whole world, including terrorists themselves. Lashkar-e-Taiba was no match for Lehman Brothers, al-Qaida not a patch on AIG, who turned boom times into doom times. And with a vengeance.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Columni...how/3690079.cms

[Guest]

GGM - <b>UK's Queen is Indian!!</b>
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9HJzy3WSYFM

Goodness Gracious Me: Jonathan
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=w0oXPotfT_...re=related

The meaning of being a Sikh
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1cVqA8qBOl...re=related

The meaning of being a Hindu
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3uSvxWKn...re=related
WARNING :Keep coffee away from key board

[Guest]

hit of today - enjoy youtube. <!--emo&--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<b>Banking Queen</b>

[Husky]

People always look at me suspiciously whenever cashew nuts go missing anywhere in the world, but I just wanted to say beforehand that this was NOT me:
$100,000 (worth of) cashew nuts stolen

[Guest]

http://content-eap.cricinfo.com/magazine/c...l?object=351609

<!--QuoteBegin-->QUOTE<!--QuoteEBegin-->"If I happen to play I'll put 150,000% in."
Doug Bollinger is either mega-excited about his possible Test debut, or maths is not his strong point

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[Bodhi]

<!--QuoteBegin-->QUOTE<!--QuoteEBegin-->gulma uvAcha:

• "General. I can't name the general."
--after being asked to name the president of Pakistan, Boston, Massachusetts, Nov 3, 1999

• After he had failed a reporter's pop quiz last fall about foreign leaders, including the name of the Indian prime minister, Bush winced when a moderator mentioned the words "pop quiz". Jokingly, Bush dared the moderator to ask him the name of the Indian president. "Do you know who the president of India is?" the moderator asked obligingly. "Vajpayee", Bush said, grinning and looking pleased with himself. But Atal Behari Vajpayee is the prime minister of India; the president is K.R.Narayanan."--February 26, 2000

• "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."--Jan 3, 2000

• "The woman who knew I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her."
--responding to an article claiming he suffered from dyslexia, Orange, California, Sept 15, 2000

• "Never again in the halls of Washington DC, do I want to have to make explanations that I can't explain."--Portland, Oregon, Oct 31, 2000

• "They misunderestimated me."--Bentonville, Arkansus, Nov 6, 2000

• "I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well."--Washington DC, Jan 29, 2001

• "This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end."
--Washington DC, April 10, 2001

• "It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency."--speaking to Swedish Prime Minister Goran Perrson, unaware that a live television camera was still rolling, June 14, 2001

• "Put the 'off' button on."--giving advice to parents troubled by the graphic fare on television, Feb 14, 2000

• "It's my honor to speak to you as the leader of your country. And the great thing about America is you don't have to listen unless you want to."--speaking to recently sworn in immigrants on Ellis island, July 10, 2001

• "I want to thank you for taking time out of your day to come and witness my hanging."--at the dedication of his portrait, Austin, Texas, Jan 4, 2002

• "I want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."--June 18, 2002

• "I'm the master of low expectations."--aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

• "Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace."--Washington DC, July 25, 2003

• "In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences."--Meet the Press, Feb 8, 2004

• "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."--Saginaw, Michigan, Sept 29, 2000

• "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein.--Washington DC, May 25, 2004

• "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."--

• "Because he's hiding."--responding to a reporter who asked why Osama bin Laden had not been caught, aboard Air Force One, Jan 14, 2005

• "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."--Brussels, Belgium, Feb 22, 2005

• "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."--interview with CBS News' Katie Couric, Sept 6, 2006

• "The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done."--Greeley, Colorado, Nov 4, 2006

• "Make no mistakes about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die."--Washington DC, Dec 7, 2006

• "I've heard he's been called Bush's poodle. He's bigger than that."--on former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, as quoted by the Sun, June 27, 2007

• "I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office."--Washington DC, May 12, 2008

• "Goodbye from the world's greatest polluter."--in parting words to Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as the two leaders looked in shock, Rusutsu, Japan, July 10, 2008

• "I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best."--White House, Washington DC, Jan 12, 2009

Here is more of Bush's soundbytes that have earned the name 'Bushism':
(http://www.slate.com/id/76886/)

• "One of the very difficult parts of the decision I made on the financial crisis was to use hardworking people's money to help prevent there to be a crisis."--Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

• "In terms of the economy, look, I inherited a recession, I am ending on a recession."--Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009

• "I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system."--Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008

• "I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president."--Washington, D.C., Nov. 12, 2008

• "He was a great father before politics, a great father during politics and a great father after politics."--On his father, George H.W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Nov. 12, 2008

• "The people in Louisiana must know that all across our country there's a lot of prayer—prayer for those whose lives have been turned upside down. And I'm one of them."--Baton Rouge, La., Sept. 3, 2008

• "And they have no disregard for human life."--Describing the brutality of Afghan fighters, Washington, D.C., July 15, 2008

• "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office."--Washington, D.C., June 26, 2008

• "And I, unfortunately, have been to too many disasters as president."--discussing flooding in the Midwest, Washington, D.C., June 17, 2008

• "The public education system in America is one of the most important foundations of our democracy. After all, it is where children from all over America learn to be responsible citizens, and learn to have the skills necessary to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society."--Santa Clara, Calif., May 1, 2002 <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

[Guest]

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best Patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Berlin, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from London, says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, Moscow chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Delhi (who had just operated on the Prime Minister) shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong, Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the butt are interchangeable!

[Guest]

24 years on, at 75, jailed for Rs 25
Patna, Feb. 4: Patna High Court has sentenced a 75-year-old doctor to three months in jail for taking a bribe of Rs 25 nearly 24 years ago.
In 1985, the CBI caught Balgovind Prasad red-handed while he was taking the money from a sweeper for issuing a fake medical certificate.
Prasad was then posted as a doctor for Eastern Railway at Mahendru Ghat here.
The CBI bribery case against him dragged on for seven years and Prasad was pronounced guilty on November 23, 1992. He was handed a one-year jail term and a fine of Rs 1,000, but immediately granted bail.
The doctor moved the high court the same year.
Yesterday, Justice K.K. Mandal upheld the conviction, 16 years after his appeal was filed. He commuted the prison term to three months but raised the fine to Rs 2,000.
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Police are all set to arrest the 75-year-old and put him behind bars if he fails to surrender on time.

[Guest]

came in email:
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    1. General students - Answer ALL questions.
    2. OBC (Other Backward Class)- WRITE ANY one question.
    3. SC(Scheduled Caste) - ONLY READ questions.
    4. ST (Scheduled Tribe)- THANKS FOR COMING..

   
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    5. Gujjars/Jats - THANKS FOR ALLOWING OTHERS TO ATTEND THE EXAMINATION ....!!
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[Guest]

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[Bodhi]

email

<!--QuoteBegin-->QUOTE<!--QuoteEBegin-->Jay and Mausi of Sholey

Jay : Mausi, ladka Satyam mein kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Hai ram..!!! aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal Satyam me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai...
Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se Satyam mein hi hai..

Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..
Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?

Jay : Manager se ladai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti hai... mausi..
Mausi : To kya ladta bhi hai..?


Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..
Mausi : To kya ab tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya..???


Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..
Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!


Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?
Jay : Mausi, bas uska pataa lagte hi aapko khabar kar denge!!  To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???

Mausi : Beta, kaan khol kar sun lo... Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki koi sauteli maa nahi! Bhale hi hamaari Basanti CallCenter wale Chandu se shaadi kar le par Satyam ke employee se katai nahin karegi.
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[Guest]

Forwarded email..
<!--QuoteBegin-->QUOTE<!--QuoteEBegin-->Simplest understanding of the crisis in US

Linda is the proprietor of a bar in Cork . In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers - most of whom are unemployed alcoholics - to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger (thereby granting the customers loans).

Word gets around and as a result increasing numbers of customers flood into Linda's bar. Taking advantage of her customers' freedom from immediate payment constraints, Linda increases her prices for wine and beer, the most-consumed beverages. Her sales volume increases massively.

A young and dynamic customer service consultant at the local bank recognizes these customer debts as valuable future assets and increases Linda's borrowing limit. He sees no reason for undue concern since he has the debts of the alcoholics as collateral. At the bank's corporate headquarters, expert bankers transform these customer assets into DRINKBONDS, ALKBONDS and PUKEBONDS. These securities are then traded on markets worldwide.

No one really understands what these abbreviations mean and how the securities are guaranteed. Nevertheless, as their prices continuously climb, the securities become top-selling items.

One day, although the prices are still climbing, a risk manager (subsequently of course fired due to his negativity) of the bank decides that slowly the time has come to demand payment of the debts incurred by the drinkers at Linda's bar. However they cannot pay back the debts. Linda can not fulfil her loan obligations and claims bankruptcy.

DRINKBOND and ALKBOND drop in price by 95 %. PUKEBOND performs better, stabilizing in price after dropping by 80 %. The suppliers of Linda's bar, having granted her generous payment due dates and having invested in the securities are faced with a new situation. Her wine supplier claims bankruptcy, her beer supplier is taken over by a competitor.

The bank is saved by the Government following dramatic round-the-clock consultations by leaders from the governing political parties (and vested interests). The funds required for this purpose are obtained by a tax levied on the non-drinkers.

Finally an explanation I understand.. . Cheers!<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

[HareKrishna]

atheist meets christian god
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urlTBBKTO68...next=1&index=93

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[Capt M Kumar]

<!--emo&--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> In an unmistakable resonance of the previous NDA government's `India Shining' slogan, Congress has floated the idea of a 'Stinking India' and said that the Oscars swept by Slumdog Millionaire symbolises rotten, stinking India - a poverty-stuck India which has emerged as a result of congress government's persistent efforts over five decades of governance.


mumbai-slumdog"We salute the true heroes of stinking India who are at their best in 'Slumdog Millionaire' portraying gristly the real India we have created through our lopsided policies, lack of urban planning and rural mismanagement. It's a film of poor India, a decaying India that might not have existed without our assistance." Congress spokesperson Abhishek Manu Singhvi told reporters.

http://www.onionuttapam.com/national/natio...g-campaign.html

[Capt M Kumar]

<!--emo&--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> “In a year of recession, what are the possible economy-boosters for India this year? If Obama gave one stimulus package to the US, India has two to look forward to – the elections and IPL. We are giving everyone – from voters to advertising agencies, from the media to printers, from TV manufacturers to transport companies business, and further hope. What more do you want?”

“Corruption, like any other vice, is a self-limiting evil. It can only mean bad to people to an extent, and then it hits back. Politicians started taking bribes, and now they are confronted with payback time. A corrupt polity will lead to corrupt citizenry, and vice versa. Neither can be an absolute winner,” said the political analyst.

http://content.msn.co.in/MSNContribute/Sto...ca-549003b4a324

[Capt M Kumar]

<!--emo&--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> Responses to the findings were also as interesting. The government chose to ignore it calling the study baseless while the opposition called it a ploy by the government to create a moral platform. 7 time MP Chavvani Lal says, “I believe only in one karma – that of minting money and grabbing power. I don’t need to see beyond that”.

http://content.msn.co.in/MSNContribute/Sto...4f-98434e208ec8

[Guest]

atleast he is honest, We can add good Karma to his kitty.

[Guest]

<img src='http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/15/article-1181998-04F2CA94000005DC-719_634x348.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />
Taking on the Taliban in pink boxer shorts, t-shirt and flip-flops is not regarded as conventional military uniform.

Especially when the shorts declare 'I love New York'. However when Zachary Boyd, 19, was woken up by a Taliban assault on his platoon he only had time to grab his weapon, helmet and body armour before springing into action.

[Guest]

Difference between God and Obama

1) Neither has Birth Certificate.
2) God doesn't think he is Obama.
3) Liberals love Obama.
4) Obama gets better media.

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