11-29-2005, 09:39 AM
Posted by: Viren Nov 3 2003, 09:20 AM
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G L O B A L I Z A T I O N ?
Question: What is a true definition of
Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!
And this was sent to you by a Indian, using Bill Gates technology and you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Lankans, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal aliens, and finally sold to you.
That's, my friend, is Globalization !!!!
Posted by: vishal Nov 3 2003, 11:12 AM
Viren,
you forgot to add INDIA in your globalisation definion. plz complete it! biggrin.gif
er.... yes from now on this is how we add india in the joke ok ???
YOU ARE MOST LIKELY READING THE THIS ON A COMPUTER WHICH USES A PENTIUM PROCESSOR, WHICH WAS DESIGNED BY A TEAM LED BY INDIA'S VINOD DHAM AT INTEL INC.
received via email
G L O B A L I Z A T I O N ?
Question: What is a true definition of
Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!
And this was sent to you by a Indian, using Bill Gates technology and you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Lankans, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal aliens, and finally sold to you.
That's, my friend, is Globalization !!!!
Posted by: vishal Nov 3 2003, 11:12 AM
Viren,
you forgot to add INDIA in your globalisation definion. plz complete it! biggrin.gif
er.... yes from now on this is how we add india in the joke ok ???
YOU ARE MOST LIKELY READING THE THIS ON A COMPUTER WHICH USES A PENTIUM PROCESSOR, WHICH WAS DESIGNED BY A TEAM LED BY INDIA'S VINOD DHAM AT INTEL INC.