09-07-2005, 03:17 PM
> Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
>
> A few days later he got this reply:
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> Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
>
> You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
>
> Thanks
>
> Bill Gates.
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>
> Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference:
>
> "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap
> sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
>
> Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
>
> You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
>
> our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
>
> Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
>
> No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
>
> shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
>
> Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
>
> Bill Gates. ---- Bilva
>
>
> A few days later he got this reply:
> --------------------------------------------------------------------
> Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
>
> You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
>
> Thanks
>
> Bill Gates.
> -------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference:
>
> "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap
> sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
>
> Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
>
> You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
>
> our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
>
> Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
>
> No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
>
> shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
>
> Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
>
> Bill Gates. ---- Bilva
>
