11-24-2005, 10:34 AM
This highly contagious 'itch' has fortunately not yet jumped onto humnas. It currently only affects marxists. It is likey to soon spread from Calcutta all the way to Delhi and consume the zooological garden of JNU where marxist species proliferate. Speaker Somnath Chatterjee, due to his enhanced susceptibility, is likely to come down hard with it.
For a diagnosis, look out for marxists, with agitated mannerisms, incoherent speech, frothing at the mouth and with a psychotic phobia of two english letters "E' and 'C' put in juxtaposition. ( Don't confuse it with another chronic phobia of letters 'S' and 'C' in juxtaposition, that Somnath Chatterjee suffers from. )
For a diagnosis, look out for marxists, with agitated mannerisms, incoherent speech, frothing at the mouth and with a psychotic phobia of two english letters "E' and 'C' put in juxtaposition. ( Don't confuse it with another chronic phobia of letters 'S' and 'C' in juxtaposition, that Somnath Chatterjee suffers from. )