10-26-2006, 02:02 AM
This is line with another list I have always carried. Here's the recipe to turn into a perfect Indian intelectual.
You believe...
1. There is no God but Mahatma Gandhi, and Nehru is His Prophet.
2. Majority communalism is worse than minority communalism. Hindu communalism is worse than Muslim and Christian communalism.
3. Dams and Factories are the modern Temples of India.
4. India is a Multi-national state.
5. Hinduism is the opiate of Indian masses.
6. Secularism is the greatest good, to which all other goods are subordinated.
7. If you are not Secular, you are Communal.
8. Marx, Mullah and Missionary are the Trimurti of Secularism. Secularism leads to omniscience.
9. Majority communalists have no human rights. Minorities, including their communal elements, have special privileges.
10. Hinduism is a colonial construct, or it is not really a religion. Tribals are termed as Hindus only when they rape nuns.
11. It is "Progressive" and "liberal" to eat beef.
12. Secularism has its own prophets, scriptures, pilgrimage centers, liturgy.
13. Children should be indoctrinated with Secularism when they are young. Falsification of history is permissible for the sake of secularism.
14. Conversion out of Hinduism is a fundamental right of human beings. Conversion to Hinduism is communalism. Acculturation of Tribal Hindus with mainstream Hindu culture is Sangh conspiracy.
15. Secular Jihads, Secular Crusades and Secular Pogroms are all kosher when attacking Hinduism.
16. Hindu lives are cheap. According to Sharia, they are worth 1/16 the life of a Muslim, according to Secularism, they are worth even less.
17. Secularists cannot be Hindu. They can call themselves of 'Hindu descent', or 'Hindu and Muslim' or 'good humans' or 'Good Muslims' or 'Good Christians', but never, never, as 'good Hindus'
18. All Hindu acts of self assertion are Hindu fanaticism. All Hindu organizations that do not say 'all religions are equally good' are Hindu Nazis.
19. All charities that do not cater to Minority victims are fascist. However, it is OK for NGO's or other charities to cater to minority communities preferentially.
You believe...
1. There is no God but Mahatma Gandhi, and Nehru is His Prophet.
2. Majority communalism is worse than minority communalism. Hindu communalism is worse than Muslim and Christian communalism.
3. Dams and Factories are the modern Temples of India.
4. India is a Multi-national state.
5. Hinduism is the opiate of Indian masses.
6. Secularism is the greatest good, to which all other goods are subordinated.
7. If you are not Secular, you are Communal.
8. Marx, Mullah and Missionary are the Trimurti of Secularism. Secularism leads to omniscience.
9. Majority communalists have no human rights. Minorities, including their communal elements, have special privileges.
10. Hinduism is a colonial construct, or it is not really a religion. Tribals are termed as Hindus only when they rape nuns.
11. It is "Progressive" and "liberal" to eat beef.
12. Secularism has its own prophets, scriptures, pilgrimage centers, liturgy.
13. Children should be indoctrinated with Secularism when they are young. Falsification of history is permissible for the sake of secularism.
14. Conversion out of Hinduism is a fundamental right of human beings. Conversion to Hinduism is communalism. Acculturation of Tribal Hindus with mainstream Hindu culture is Sangh conspiracy.
15. Secular Jihads, Secular Crusades and Secular Pogroms are all kosher when attacking Hinduism.
16. Hindu lives are cheap. According to Sharia, they are worth 1/16 the life of a Muslim, according to Secularism, they are worth even less.
17. Secularists cannot be Hindu. They can call themselves of 'Hindu descent', or 'Hindu and Muslim' or 'good humans' or 'Good Muslims' or 'Good Christians', but never, never, as 'good Hindus'
18. All Hindu acts of self assertion are Hindu fanaticism. All Hindu organizations that do not say 'all religions are equally good' are Hindu Nazis.
19. All charities that do not cater to Minority victims are fascist. However, it is OK for NGO's or other charities to cater to minority communities preferentially.