03-02-2007, 11:18 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-->QUOTE<!--QuoteEBegin--><b>Nuggets from the Urdu press </b>
Iran to play nuclear symphony
As reported in daily Express, Iranian artists will play a nuclear symphony on the eve of the anniversary of the Iranian revolution. The assistant minister for culture said that an orchestra of 100 musicians will perform the nuclear symphony on Freedom chowk on the 28th anniversary of the Islamic revolution.
<b>Culprits of encroachment</b>
<span style='color:red'>In daily Express, the famous columnist Abdul Qadir Hassan wrote that mosques have become dangerous for our rulers. There is no difference between the demolition of the Babri mosque in secular India and the demolition of the Amir Hamza mosque in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan. A Hindu who was involved in the demolition of the Babri mosque urinated on the bricks and became mad and had to convert to Islam to become normal again. But no Muslim became crazy after the demolition of Amir Hamza mosque, and had he become mad he would have had to become a Hindu to be normal. </span>
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<b>Artificial intellect of the West</b>
Lyrical columnist Irfan Siddique wrote in Nawa-i-Waqt that enlightenment wants to remove the surma (kohl) of the soil of Medina and Najf from our eyes so that we are blinded by the artificial shine of Western intellect. Pakistan is the vanguard of the army of terrorism and fundamentalism and also the flag bearer of the army of different colours which is fighting terrorism.
<b>Basant culture is dog culture</b>
Sarerahe wrote in daily Nawa-i-Waqt, that a private channel arranged a gathering of children who raised the slogans that basant is our culture. Is this a private channel or a pirate channel that wants to steal our culture and bring the sun bathing culture of America to Pakistan? The culture of basant is kaf kuttay wala culture and the rest is lachar (lewdness).
<b>Aishwarya married to holy trees</b>
As reported in daily Express, a human rights organisation filed a petition in the high court in Patna against the marriage of manglaik (under bad influence of stars) Aishwarya Rai with peepal and banana trees as against the Indian Constitutionâs Article 17. She was married to a peepal tree in a Banaras temple, a banana tree in Bangalore and to a god in Ayodhaya so that she would not be unlucky for Abhishek Bachan. The plaintiff asked the Bachan family to apologise for forcing Aishwarya Rai into this act.Â
<b>Pakistanâs 20 year-old whiskey</b>
As reported in daily Nawa-i-Waqt, an old company in the Islamic republic of Pakistan has now got the distinction of producing 20 year-old whiskey. The general manager told Reuters that malt whiskey is being sold to non-Muslims in Pakistan as the export of liquor is banned in Pakistan. Earlier, only 8 to 12 year-old whiskey was available in Pakistan.
<b>Hindus deceiving their gods</b>
As reported in daily Express, Indian Hindus have now started to defraud their gods. In the Indian city of Tarumala, Hindus offer fifty thousand fake rupees to Bhagwan Wanika Taishora. According to the Indian Reserve Bank, the majority of lottery tickets, registration files of property and Indian currency offered to the gods are fake . Two fake demand drafts of Rs one crore and Rs 116 lacs were also received.
<b>Rapist maulvi nabbed by villagers</b>
According to daily Khabrain, in a village near Pir di Hatti, Mohammad Hayat Kamboh built a house cum madrassa on illegally occupied government land and was teaching the Quran to 300 students. The maulvi is married. He was alone in the madrassa when a 12 year old girl brought a dish for him. He dragged her inside another room and raped her. On her screaming the villagers gathered around the madrassa and handed him over to the police. He had also raped an eight year old girl, who was a relative of his daughter in law. He was appealing to the press that the news would destroy his career as mudaras (teacher) of Quran.
<b>Behind the veil</b>
In a column for daily Jang, Fazl Haq wrote that ferangi jamhoriat (western democracy) is a lovely but dangerous rakasa (dancer). When the ill-fated commercial dome of the Jews fell in New York this dancer danced hand in hand with the western emperor Bush. Now this dancer is dancing to the tune of globalisation.
<b>Is a suicide bomber a shaheed?</b>
Columnist Hameed Akhtar wrote in daily Express, that the ulema-e-karam and religious leaders are responsible for suicide bombing because they are silent on it. The youth are trained and brainwashed that by suicide bombing they will go to paradise. It is the duty of ulema-e-karam to tell people openly if they think suicide bombing is according to Islam and these bombers are shaheed (martyrs). If they think otherwise then they should also publicly denounce it as un-Islamic. Therefore, was the guard of the five star hotel who saved the lives of innocent Muslims a shaheed or was the suicide bomber who killed him a shaheed?
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Iran to play nuclear symphony
As reported in daily Express, Iranian artists will play a nuclear symphony on the eve of the anniversary of the Iranian revolution. The assistant minister for culture said that an orchestra of 100 musicians will perform the nuclear symphony on Freedom chowk on the 28th anniversary of the Islamic revolution.
<b>Culprits of encroachment</b>
<span style='color:red'>In daily Express, the famous columnist Abdul Qadir Hassan wrote that mosques have become dangerous for our rulers. There is no difference between the demolition of the Babri mosque in secular India and the demolition of the Amir Hamza mosque in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan. A Hindu who was involved in the demolition of the Babri mosque urinated on the bricks and became mad and had to convert to Islam to become normal again. But no Muslim became crazy after the demolition of Amir Hamza mosque, and had he become mad he would have had to become a Hindu to be normal. </span>
Â
<b>Artificial intellect of the West</b>
Lyrical columnist Irfan Siddique wrote in Nawa-i-Waqt that enlightenment wants to remove the surma (kohl) of the soil of Medina and Najf from our eyes so that we are blinded by the artificial shine of Western intellect. Pakistan is the vanguard of the army of terrorism and fundamentalism and also the flag bearer of the army of different colours which is fighting terrorism.
<b>Basant culture is dog culture</b>
Sarerahe wrote in daily Nawa-i-Waqt, that a private channel arranged a gathering of children who raised the slogans that basant is our culture. Is this a private channel or a pirate channel that wants to steal our culture and bring the sun bathing culture of America to Pakistan? The culture of basant is kaf kuttay wala culture and the rest is lachar (lewdness).
<b>Aishwarya married to holy trees</b>
As reported in daily Express, a human rights organisation filed a petition in the high court in Patna against the marriage of manglaik (under bad influence of stars) Aishwarya Rai with peepal and banana trees as against the Indian Constitutionâs Article 17. She was married to a peepal tree in a Banaras temple, a banana tree in Bangalore and to a god in Ayodhaya so that she would not be unlucky for Abhishek Bachan. The plaintiff asked the Bachan family to apologise for forcing Aishwarya Rai into this act.Â
<b>Pakistanâs 20 year-old whiskey</b>
As reported in daily Nawa-i-Waqt, an old company in the Islamic republic of Pakistan has now got the distinction of producing 20 year-old whiskey. The general manager told Reuters that malt whiskey is being sold to non-Muslims in Pakistan as the export of liquor is banned in Pakistan. Earlier, only 8 to 12 year-old whiskey was available in Pakistan.
<b>Hindus deceiving their gods</b>
As reported in daily Express, Indian Hindus have now started to defraud their gods. In the Indian city of Tarumala, Hindus offer fifty thousand fake rupees to Bhagwan Wanika Taishora. According to the Indian Reserve Bank, the majority of lottery tickets, registration files of property and Indian currency offered to the gods are fake . Two fake demand drafts of Rs one crore and Rs 116 lacs were also received.
<b>Rapist maulvi nabbed by villagers</b>
According to daily Khabrain, in a village near Pir di Hatti, Mohammad Hayat Kamboh built a house cum madrassa on illegally occupied government land and was teaching the Quran to 300 students. The maulvi is married. He was alone in the madrassa when a 12 year old girl brought a dish for him. He dragged her inside another room and raped her. On her screaming the villagers gathered around the madrassa and handed him over to the police. He had also raped an eight year old girl, who was a relative of his daughter in law. He was appealing to the press that the news would destroy his career as mudaras (teacher) of Quran.
<b>Behind the veil</b>
In a column for daily Jang, Fazl Haq wrote that ferangi jamhoriat (western democracy) is a lovely but dangerous rakasa (dancer). When the ill-fated commercial dome of the Jews fell in New York this dancer danced hand in hand with the western emperor Bush. Now this dancer is dancing to the tune of globalisation.
<b>Is a suicide bomber a shaheed?</b>
Columnist Hameed Akhtar wrote in daily Express, that the ulema-e-karam and religious leaders are responsible for suicide bombing because they are silent on it. The youth are trained and brainwashed that by suicide bombing they will go to paradise. It is the duty of ulema-e-karam to tell people openly if they think suicide bombing is according to Islam and these bombers are shaheed (martyrs). If they think otherwise then they should also publicly denounce it as un-Islamic. Therefore, was the guard of the five star hotel who saved the lives of innocent Muslims a shaheed or was the suicide bomber who killed him a shaheed?
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