03-16-2007, 08:38 AM
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<b>Computer firing on Basant</b>
According to daily Jang, on Basant a young man took his computer to the top floor of his house, played the recording of a firing Kalashnikov and acted as if he was firing in the air using a toy Kalashnikov. The firing spread panic in the locality, and when police raided the house he displayed his toy gun and began laughing. Police confiscated the toy gun and the computer.
<b>Mujaddad can stop Basant</b>
Sarerahe wrote in daily Nawa-i-Waqt that a rich young girl took her shirt off on a hotel on Lahoreâs Mall Road while poor girls are eating poison. <!--emo&:o--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> According to our Chief Minister, everything can be taken off but a uniform. A dancer was dancing in Iqbal Town when her skirt was torn off during her dance. If the pace of Basant continues like this, a Mujaddad might rise in the 21st century that will take care of these intoxicated women.
<b>Bamiyan demolition to irk Japan</b>
In daily Express, columnist and archeologist Maqbool Aurya Jan wrote that during the last 700 years, only the five years of Taliban rule were peaceful. There was famine in Afghanistan, and the UN was operating bakeries with 37 percent of its donations coming from Japan. Then someone instigated the Taliban to destroy Bamiyanâs historic Buddha statues to antagonise Japan which stopped funding the bakeries. The trust by Mufti Abdul Rashid then came forward, collected wheat from Pakistan and built thousands of tandoors (indigenous bakeries) in Afghanistan.
<b>Socialism to take us away from Mecca</b>
In a special edition of Nawa-i-Waqt, Majid Nazami was quoted as saying that he went to hear the trial of Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto during the Ayub regime. Majid Nizami complained to Bhutto about his slogan of âsocialismâ that would take us away from Mecca and instead towards Moscow. Bhutto replied that it was the work of JA Rahim, and he would fix him when he comes out of jail. He came out of jail and started fixing us instead of JA Rahim.
<b>Musk smell from martyrs</b>
In a feature in Daily Pakistan, Tanveer Qaiser Shahid wrote that in April 1998 Al Qaeda attacked the American embassies in Tanzania and Kenya and killed 127 people. In retaliation, America attacked Afghanistan with cruise missiles. Americans now blame an ex-general of Pakistan for leaking this information to Osama bin laden. Only one Al Qaeda leader, Sheikh Atif, was killed in this attack. <b>Pakistani surgeon Dr Amir Aziz, who buried Atif with his own hands, was astonished by a musky smell that came from the body after his martyrdom. </b> <!--emo&
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<b>UN is sweeper of US temples</b>
In daily Nawa-i-Waqt, lyrical columnist Irfan Siddique wrote that the latest decision of banning Al Rashid Trust was done at the behest of the United Nations (UN). The UN is the janitor of US shrines and stamps, as well as everything that is ordered from the White House. Did they have any evidence and were these allegations anywhere proved? Actually, the case was prepared by India, the US signed it and finally the UN stamped its approval. Why didnât Pakistan insist that these trusts have an immaculate record?
<b>Who killed the great Arab cartoonist?</b>
In a feature in daily Express, Syed Asim Mahmood wrote about Arab cartoonist Naji Saleem who was popular among Palestinians and Arabs because of his incisive cartoons. Naji said that he opted for cartoons because unlike articles, cartoons cannot be edited. He was captured in Lebanon by Israeli forces but was later released. He made a cartoon of Yasser Arafatâs biographer Rashida Mohasaran for which Yasser Arafat became angry with him. He left Kuwait and lived in London where he published his cartoons for the international edition of an Arab paper. He was killed on a London street by a close range shot to his temple.
<b>Paradise for women in Iran</b>
According to daily Jang, an island of Northwestern Iran would be made into a paradise for women by removing the presence of men from the island. Women would run the public transport, restaurants and parks on the island of âArzooâ in Armia Lake on the border of Turkey. Supreme leader Ayatullah Ali Khameneiâs provincial representatives have approved the scheme. <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
 FT.com
<b>Computer firing on Basant</b>
According to daily Jang, on Basant a young man took his computer to the top floor of his house, played the recording of a firing Kalashnikov and acted as if he was firing in the air using a toy Kalashnikov. The firing spread panic in the locality, and when police raided the house he displayed his toy gun and began laughing. Police confiscated the toy gun and the computer.
<b>Mujaddad can stop Basant</b>
Sarerahe wrote in daily Nawa-i-Waqt that a rich young girl took her shirt off on a hotel on Lahoreâs Mall Road while poor girls are eating poison. <!--emo&:o--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> According to our Chief Minister, everything can be taken off but a uniform. A dancer was dancing in Iqbal Town when her skirt was torn off during her dance. If the pace of Basant continues like this, a Mujaddad might rise in the 21st century that will take care of these intoxicated women.
<b>Bamiyan demolition to irk Japan</b>
In daily Express, columnist and archeologist Maqbool Aurya Jan wrote that during the last 700 years, only the five years of Taliban rule were peaceful. There was famine in Afghanistan, and the UN was operating bakeries with 37 percent of its donations coming from Japan. Then someone instigated the Taliban to destroy Bamiyanâs historic Buddha statues to antagonise Japan which stopped funding the bakeries. The trust by Mufti Abdul Rashid then came forward, collected wheat from Pakistan and built thousands of tandoors (indigenous bakeries) in Afghanistan.
<b>Socialism to take us away from Mecca</b>
In a special edition of Nawa-i-Waqt, Majid Nazami was quoted as saying that he went to hear the trial of Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto during the Ayub regime. Majid Nizami complained to Bhutto about his slogan of âsocialismâ that would take us away from Mecca and instead towards Moscow. Bhutto replied that it was the work of JA Rahim, and he would fix him when he comes out of jail. He came out of jail and started fixing us instead of JA Rahim.
<b>Musk smell from martyrs</b>
In a feature in Daily Pakistan, Tanveer Qaiser Shahid wrote that in April 1998 Al Qaeda attacked the American embassies in Tanzania and Kenya and killed 127 people. In retaliation, America attacked Afghanistan with cruise missiles. Americans now blame an ex-general of Pakistan for leaking this information to Osama bin laden. Only one Al Qaeda leader, Sheikh Atif, was killed in this attack. <b>Pakistani surgeon Dr Amir Aziz, who buried Atif with his own hands, was astonished by a musky smell that came from the body after his martyrdom. </b> <!--emo&
--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <b>UN is sweeper of US temples</b>
In daily Nawa-i-Waqt, lyrical columnist Irfan Siddique wrote that the latest decision of banning Al Rashid Trust was done at the behest of the United Nations (UN). The UN is the janitor of US shrines and stamps, as well as everything that is ordered from the White House. Did they have any evidence and were these allegations anywhere proved? Actually, the case was prepared by India, the US signed it and finally the UN stamped its approval. Why didnât Pakistan insist that these trusts have an immaculate record?
<b>Who killed the great Arab cartoonist?</b>
In a feature in daily Express, Syed Asim Mahmood wrote about Arab cartoonist Naji Saleem who was popular among Palestinians and Arabs because of his incisive cartoons. Naji said that he opted for cartoons because unlike articles, cartoons cannot be edited. He was captured in Lebanon by Israeli forces but was later released. He made a cartoon of Yasser Arafatâs biographer Rashida Mohasaran for which Yasser Arafat became angry with him. He left Kuwait and lived in London where he published his cartoons for the international edition of an Arab paper. He was killed on a London street by a close range shot to his temple.
<b>Paradise for women in Iran</b>
According to daily Jang, an island of Northwestern Iran would be made into a paradise for women by removing the presence of men from the island. Women would run the public transport, restaurants and parks on the island of âArzooâ in Armia Lake on the border of Turkey. Supreme leader Ayatullah Ali Khameneiâs provincial representatives have approved the scheme. <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->