We Are Like This Onlee - 2

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<!--QuoteBegin-->QUOTE<!--QuoteEBegin-->A Prathiba Patil meets an Musharraf herding goats in the Chagai Hills.

Prathiba Patil: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Musharraf: "Dog no talk."
Prathiba Patil: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Musharraf: (Look of shock!)
Prathiba Patil: "Is this Musharraf your owner?" (pointing at the Musharraf)
Dog: "Yep."
Prathiba Patil: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Musharraf: (Look of total disbelief)
Prathiba Patil: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Musharraf: "Horse no talk."
Prathiba Patil: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Musharraf: (Extreme look of shock!)
Prathiba Patil: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the Musharraf)
Horse: "Yep."
Prathiba Patil: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking; he rides me, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a leanto, to protect me from the weather."
Musharraf: (Look of total amazement)
Prathiba Patil: "Mind if I talk to your goat?"
Musharraf: "Goat lie."
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