State News And Discussion - 3

[Shambhu]

He is probably waiting for orders from his Queen.

The MMS Show and Tell Kit (available to all true pseudo secs) includes:

1. Klinicchio (Italian brand Kleenex) to wipe your eyes with when you cry for mothers of terrorists

2. Dupattacchio (Italian style "Namaz ka dupatta" to pray on when offering prayers for "martyred" terrorists

3. Bouquecchio (Italian style flower bouquet to be presented to Universites in the United Queendom, just before you say from the speaker's podium, "British Raj was good for India")

4. Foamfingarro (Big "Number One" foam finger; to be waved when you announce "Muslims have first right to resources of India")

5. Libra Buttkissima (Illustrated booklet detailing the moves in the Italian dance "Buttkisso" which has become a rage amongst all psecs)