It is time for yet another edition of "Words we really need to describe reality" !
Numerqual:
Adj: A numerqual argument is an argument in which the arguer argues that XYZ must be good because lots and lots of people follow XYZ. Many "Hindus" offer numerqual arguments. The word has roots in "number equals quality".
Ummophobe:
Noun: An ummophobe is a person afraid of something happening to him if he/she tells the truth. Many "Hindus" are ummophobes. The word has roots in "Umm..I can't really say what I am afraid of" and the related "Ummah"
Commesp:
Noun: A commesp is a comment passed on a religion without the commenter ever having read anything about that religion. Many Hindus pass commesps on Islam and Christianity, making these religions sound good (when ithey are not); many "Hindus" pass commesps on Dharma, making it sound bad (when it is not). The word has roots in "comment" and "ESP", or extra sensory perception, by which the comment seems to have been arrived at.
Psocial climber:
Noun: A psocial climber is a pseudosecular person who wants to climb the ladder of cluelessness by showing his/her co-pseudoseculars how deeply pseudosecular he is. Many "Hindus" are psocial climbers. The word has roots in "psec" and "social climber".
Tvaccuser:
Noun: A tvaccuser is a person who accuses other people of "becoming Hindutva" just because these other people show signs of being interested in Hindu Dharma. Many "Hindus" are tvaccusers. The word has roots in "hindutva", "accuser", and "TV", which is the source for the tvaccuser's "knowledge" of the world around him/her.
Numerqual:
Adj: A numerqual argument is an argument in which the arguer argues that XYZ must be good because lots and lots of people follow XYZ. Many "Hindus" offer numerqual arguments. The word has roots in "number equals quality".
Ummophobe:
Noun: An ummophobe is a person afraid of something happening to him if he/she tells the truth. Many "Hindus" are ummophobes. The word has roots in "Umm..I can't really say what I am afraid of" and the related "Ummah"
Commesp:
Noun: A commesp is a comment passed on a religion without the commenter ever having read anything about that religion. Many Hindus pass commesps on Islam and Christianity, making these religions sound good (when ithey are not); many "Hindus" pass commesps on Dharma, making it sound bad (when it is not). The word has roots in "comment" and "ESP", or extra sensory perception, by which the comment seems to have been arrived at.
Psocial climber:
Noun: A psocial climber is a pseudosecular person who wants to climb the ladder of cluelessness by showing his/her co-pseudoseculars how deeply pseudosecular he is. Many "Hindus" are psocial climbers. The word has roots in "psec" and "social climber".
Tvaccuser:
Noun: A tvaccuser is a person who accuses other people of "becoming Hindutva" just because these other people show signs of being interested in Hindu Dharma. Many "Hindus" are tvaccusers. The word has roots in "hindutva", "accuser", and "TV", which is the source for the tvaccuser's "knowledge" of the world around him/her.