07-25-2008, 04:50 AM
joke forwarded via email....
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Prakash Karat, Communist Leader Supremo was seated next to a little 5th grade girl on the airplane when Karat turned to her and said, 'Let's talk.'
I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
Oh, I don't know', said Karat . 'How about nuclear power?'
'OK'. she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first:
'A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
Prakash Karat turns towards Yechury in dismay .Thinks about it and says,
'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies:
'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know sh1t <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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Prakash Karat, Communist Leader Supremo was seated next to a little 5th grade girl on the airplane when Karat turned to her and said, 'Let's talk.'
I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
Oh, I don't know', said Karat . 'How about nuclear power?'
'OK'. she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first:
'A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
Prakash Karat turns towards Yechury in dismay .Thinks about it and says,
'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies:
'Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know sh1t <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->