08-05-2008, 06:59 PM
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--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> A woman bought a whole range of cosmetics to knock years off her age. After five hours applying the various creams and potions, she asked her husband:
"Tell me honestly, dear, what age to you think I look?"
He looked at her for a moment and said, "From your skin -- 21. From your hair --18. From your figure -- 23."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Wait a minute," he said, "I haven't added them up yet."
--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> A woman bought a whole range of cosmetics to knock years off her age. After five hours applying the various creams and potions, she asked her husband:"Tell me honestly, dear, what age to you think I look?"
He looked at her for a moment and said, "From your skin -- 21. From your hair --18. From your figure -- 23."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.
"Wait a minute," he said, "I haven't added them up yet."

