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from pioneer.com

<i>“Raju Raju, Yes Baba, Cheating us, No Baba, Telling Lies, No Baba, Open Your Accounts, Ha Ha Ha”.</i>

<i>“Raju Raju sat up on the wall, Raju Raju had a great fall, balance sheet died, shareholders cried, Raju Raju made a big fraud.”</i>

full-form for Satyam: ‘<b>S</b>tealing <b>A</b>nd <b>T</b>ransferring <b>Y</b>our <b>A</b>ll <b>M</b>oney’.

<i>“Raju tumhare daant toh motiyo se chamak rahe hain? (Raju, your teeth are sparkling like pearls), to which Raju replies “Chamke kyu na?
Maine apni hi company ka paisa jo khaaya hai </i>(Why won't they sparkle, I have gobbled up my own firm's money).

Today's Special'. <i>This includes 'Eggsagerated Hyderabadi Biryani, Inflated Omelette, Overstated Receivable Samosa, Understated Chicken Tangri, Interestless Butter Naan and More Debt Pakora.'
'Chief C®ook as Raju Bhai, Chief Food Taster as SpiceWater Inc and licence has been renewed by Dependent Directors'.</i>

<i>Main Hoon Scam, Main Hoon Scam, Main Hoon, Main Hoon, Raju Scam...," "Daaku, oye raju fraud na kariyo...Market doob jata hai," and "Satyam Facts: Rise, rise and fall."</i>

<i> "Raj Raju Ramalinga, Tara ram pam pam," "Paison ne bulwaya, Hazir hun mein aya," "Hun Scammers ka Scam, akal ka dushman," </i>