We Are Like This Onlee - 2

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Came in email. Since we don't have a poetry thread, let me post it here.

the car number of ND Tiwari - 1733 - Read the last line to know why!!



His Sexcellency Tiwari Narayan Dutt

Of many a crude joke, you have become the butt.





Sordid details of your nocturnal capers

Have appeared in all the national papers.

I see no reason why you they so berate,

When you were just conducting 'affairs' of state.







Alas, the guv's post, with its froppery and pomp

Strictly forbids even a clandestine romp.

And you so carelessly went on a spree,

Not with one or two, but an unforgivable three !







'Night watchman' in cricket, tis all part of the game,

At your age, your deed's hardly a matter of shame.

(Other guvs, so dull, their posts they doth mock,

Most cannot hear, some cannot even walk.)







In fairness, all should give you a big hand,

But your bosses took an uncompromising stand.

Tis unfair when your performance so grand

Should merit applause and not a reprimand.







Unfortunately for all, they took a strong line,

When you should have got away with just a small fine.

Yes old man, despite the taunts and the jeers,

I applaud you expansively - Three Cheers !!!







Rohit Shekhar now says that he is your son,

I know, I know, tis easier said than done.

Say it proudly, old man, or would you rather

Deny that you're his biological father?







Videos ! - crass weapons, capturing the morbid sleaze,

Just coz you went back on a promised mining lease;

And the woman, thus cheated, did a harsh sting,

And got you filmed in an ungovernor-like fling.







Cameras are deadly weapons - an undisputed fact,

They aim, they shoot each and every act.

Defamation charges, rightly, you decline to press,

I understand, why stir further the mess?







Cheers Tiwari, to you I raise a toast:

They will soon fit you in some suitable post.



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Now for the mystery of the car number:







EK Saath Theen THEEN!!