04-06-2010, 01:23 AM
Clash of Titans is an epic titanic fail. An expensively made Godzilla type movie with huge distortions of Greek mythology. The Kraken has such a small mouth for the huge body!
Sorry re-make of the old classic which first introduced the distortions.
They make "Perseus", the hero figure, a man who fights the gods. He wont use the gifts of gods in the movie where as in original myth they are the key to his success. And the actor sports a Blackwater crew cut! They have token multicultrual figures: Touregs riding scorpions, a guy in a dhoti type attire predciting eternal doom and destruction. the only good thing was Medusa who SHQ said was a snake in a bikini!
Just like Jesus he is a fisherman and has a divine father. In fact Jesus rhymes with Persus. The only difference is the deceit vs assumed visit in case of the latter figure.
Sorry re-make of the old classic which first introduced the distortions.
They make "Perseus", the hero figure, a man who fights the gods. He wont use the gifts of gods in the movie where as in original myth they are the key to his success. And the actor sports a Blackwater crew cut! They have token multicultrual figures: Touregs riding scorpions, a guy in a dhoti type attire predciting eternal doom and destruction. the only good thing was Medusa who SHQ said was a snake in a bikini!
Just like Jesus he is a fisherman and has a divine father. In fact Jesus rhymes with Persus. The only difference is the deceit vs assumed visit in case of the latter figure.