([color="#0000FF"]Edit:[/color] added better videos, straight from Thailand)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNogdpHeuiE&feature=related
Elephant Painting Self Portrait
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz4CFAOY0R8&feature=related
ELEPHANT PAINTING POPPY FLOWERS
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But see, that's what I've been missing all this time: the omnipotent limb of my cousins the pachyderms, to give me that extra edge which I need to rout all my competitors among the 4-limbed... Oh life's just not fair. :tantrum:
The video I originally posted is of another elephant making an elephant portrait (carrying flowers): youtube.com/watch?v=He7Ge7Sogrk
The comment in this following para started with that video:
While I don't know how authentic these videos are, when I mentioned the subject to my father, he recalled that during his visits to Thailand he had come across advertising for live shows/events where the same species of unsaved kaffirs were to exhibit their painting skills for the onlooking public. Though my father never attended such an event himself, it does go to show that such things are not unheard of at all. (Plus a famous ad for a Samsung device shows one of just this very species of unconverted infidel easily scribbling on the screen with its magic limb, underlining what precise control they have over it...)
But methought 'twould make a nice answer to the numerous christoislamic MFHs - since Elst seemed to think a heathen response was necessary...
In fact, some domesticated Hindoo elephant can have its innate abilities honed in similar manner, so that it and its Hindoo human can go to wherever these christoislamic anti-Hindu "artists" and their entourage congegrate. And then, for every idiot "painting" the terrorists make and exhibit attempting to denigrate the Hindoo elephant's religion/Gods, the Hindoo pachyderm can be requested to please use its obviously far-superior skills to respond by depicting the character jeebus/mohammed doing something typically christoislamic (like blowing up heathens). In fact, a jeebus depiction can be an empty sheet with the word "jeebus/christ" inked by the elephant at the bottom, to indicate that he's non-existent <img src='http://www.india-forum.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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"My elephant can draw better than you. (And unlike you, it's drawn the truth...)"
And then the elephant can conclude the session by subsequently drawing Ganapati - several utoob videos indicate that elephants can draw their own likenesses rather well.
And if the foreseeable happens and the islamaniacs call for the infidel elephant to be beheaded for depicting mohammedm or if the christos feign persecution once more and call for its fifth limb to be amputated in order to silence its heathen "attack" on their non-existent jeebus - isn't that what christoislamics always do? - Hindu humans should organise Animal Rights activists to support Freedom Of Expression and protect the 5 limbed one.
(While my father knew many elephants when he was a pup, I sadly don't have access to a single one... Besides, it's becoming clear to me that I'd need to be trained by an elephant rather than my training it.)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNogdpHeuiE&feature=related
Elephant Painting Self Portrait
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNogdpHeuiE&feature=related[/media]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz4CFAOY0R8&feature=related
ELEPHANT PAINTING POPPY FLOWERS
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz4CFAOY0R8&feature=related[/media]
But see, that's what I've been missing all this time: the omnipotent limb of my cousins the pachyderms, to give me that extra edge which I need to rout all my competitors among the 4-limbed... Oh life's just not fair. :tantrum:
The video I originally posted is of another elephant making an elephant portrait (carrying flowers): youtube.com/watch?v=He7Ge7Sogrk
The comment in this following para started with that video:
While I don't know how authentic these videos are, when I mentioned the subject to my father, he recalled that during his visits to Thailand he had come across advertising for live shows/events where the same species of unsaved kaffirs were to exhibit their painting skills for the onlooking public. Though my father never attended such an event himself, it does go to show that such things are not unheard of at all. (Plus a famous ad for a Samsung device shows one of just this very species of unconverted infidel easily scribbling on the screen with its magic limb, underlining what precise control they have over it...)
But methought 'twould make a nice answer to the numerous christoislamic MFHs - since Elst seemed to think a heathen response was necessary...
In fact, some domesticated Hindoo elephant can have its innate abilities honed in similar manner, so that it and its Hindoo human can go to wherever these christoislamic anti-Hindu "artists" and their entourage congegrate. And then, for every idiot "painting" the terrorists make and exhibit attempting to denigrate the Hindoo elephant's religion/Gods, the Hindoo pachyderm can be requested to please use its obviously far-superior skills to respond by depicting the character jeebus/mohammed doing something typically christoislamic (like blowing up heathens). In fact, a jeebus depiction can be an empty sheet with the word "jeebus/christ" inked by the elephant at the bottom, to indicate that he's non-existent <img src='http://www.india-forum.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />"My elephant can draw better than you. (And unlike you, it's drawn the truth...)"
And then the elephant can conclude the session by subsequently drawing Ganapati - several utoob videos indicate that elephants can draw their own likenesses rather well.
And if the foreseeable happens and the islamaniacs call for the infidel elephant to be beheaded for depicting mohammedm or if the christos feign persecution once more and call for its fifth limb to be amputated in order to silence its heathen "attack" on their non-existent jeebus - isn't that what christoislamics always do? - Hindu humans should organise Animal Rights activists to support Freedom Of Expression and protect the 5 limbed one.
(While my father knew many elephants when he was a pup, I sadly don't have access to a single one... Besides, it's becoming clear to me that I'd need to be trained by an elephant rather than my training it.)