04-16-2005, 08:45 PM
During an International conference, American and Indian scientist, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their countries have achieved in the field of medicine.
The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms. So we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown up and became a professional boxer and a gold medalist in the Olympics!"
The Indian replied, "Is that all you have achieved just gold medalists? In Patna, Bihar, we had a baby boy born without a HEAD! We attached a COCONUT and he has grown up and now he is the railway minister of India!!
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Railway Minister Laloo, Rabri, and their son were vacationing in south by train.
Laloo was occupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and their son the top most berth.
The train stopped at one station and son asked Laloo to bring him Cadburys chocolates.
When Laloo and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.
Upset and angry, Laloo called Ticket checker & asked for help. The Ticket checker said that he could not understand Hindi or Bihari so it would be nice if Laloo explained the whole situation to him in English.
So Laloo explained, "That man⦠sleeping on top of my wife⦠is not giving birth to my child."
The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms. So we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown up and became a professional boxer and a gold medalist in the Olympics!"
The Indian replied, "Is that all you have achieved just gold medalists? In Patna, Bihar, we had a baby boy born without a HEAD! We attached a COCONUT and he has grown up and now he is the railway minister of India!!
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Railway Minister Laloo, Rabri, and their son were vacationing in south by train.
Laloo was occupying the lower berth, Rabri the middle berth and their son the top most berth.
The train stopped at one station and son asked Laloo to bring him Cadburys chocolates.
When Laloo and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.
Upset and angry, Laloo called Ticket checker & asked for help. The Ticket checker said that he could not understand Hindi or Bihari so it would be nice if Laloo explained the whole situation to him in English.
So Laloo explained, "That man⦠sleeping on top of my wife⦠is not giving birth to my child."