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[url="http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=4609"]Times Square Suspect Shahzad Nails Endorsement Deal[/url]

Mr. Shahzad, a family man who is also an American citizen, was detained by border enforcement agents after his flight to Dubai had pushed back from the gate Monday night at JFK International Airport. He had apparently passed through the TSA screening process without raising concern. That fact caught the eye of an advertising executive at a Pakistan-based manufacturer of personal hygiene products.



“Faisal Shahzad is the very picture of a clean, fresh-smelling, calm and confident man,” said an unnamed company official. “Here’s a guy on the run from every law enforcement officer in the country, who pays cash for the airplane seat he reserved while driving to the airport, whose name is on the no-fly list — a man who has recently handled gasoline, gunpowder and urea-based fertilizer. And yet he passes through security smelling like a rose. We want him as the spokesman for our body wash.”



The executive described one potential TV ad featuring Mr. Shahzad, in which diligent TSA agents are seen “swabbing Aunt Helga’s antique GAF Viewmaster, and wanding her goiter. Meanwhile. a suave and relaxed Faisal Shahzad hands a wad of cash to the gate agent and strolls down the jetway whistling the distinctive jingle for the company’s body wash.”

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