We Are Like This Onlee - 2

[Capt M Kumar]

<!--emo&--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> 18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and
the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound
turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with
several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5,
and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and
left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for
several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and
Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two
systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0
tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.

They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and
can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter
products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the
problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating
regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and
Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.
Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard
drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw,
which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install
Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has
alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it
tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.
Help requested please?
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re: Dear Technical Support -
I also have Wife 1.0
but you should be aware that FreeSexPlus is limited to a 30-day trial and
after that you have to buy RedLight 2.0 which is very expensive. Also
it's almost impossible to get hold of RL2 as Wife 1.0 hogs all the bandwidth.
Cleanhouse 2004 is shareware and the only way to keep it going is to
do your share or you get inundated with nag-screens.
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re: Dear Technical Support - Heh heh! Brilliant!
What you need to do, obviously, is obtain a couple of key software packages,
that can help alleviate your problem. The first is DogWalk 3.2, which
can be used to re-activate LadsNight Out, Although you need to be
running MobilePhoneBatteryFailure 1.4, in order for this to work properly.

The second is GardenShedTools 5, which will enable the continued use
of Playboy 6.9 and even Razzle 8, although trying to use
ReadersWivesSpecial 4.3 could lead to your hardware being infected by
the AmINotEnoughForYou worm.
Last, but not least, is BeautySallonVoucher 7, which, if run
regularly, can clear up a whole host of other issues, such as TurboStop and
Whinge,
and can lead to enhanced FreeSexPlus and FavouriteDinner 2.3. With
regular updates, you may even find that Football 4.5 works, although
overuse is not recommended. BeautySallonVoucher 7 is expensive, however,

But well
worth the investment. Especially as most people tell me that
SayingILoveYouRegularly 10.6 is now so unreliable as to be downright
dangerous.
Hope all this helps, and that your hardware and software can remain
trouble-free; although as we all know, when Wife 1.0 is involved,
nothing is guaranteed.