USA And The Future Of The World -II

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<b>Breaking: Pope Benedict crowns Obama "Holy Roman Emperor"</b>
White Smoke over Vatican, Cardinals Elect Obama as Pope!

BREAKING - Barack Hussein Obama Declared Winner of 2000 Florida Recount
Barak Obama Named Mr. Universe 2010
Obama cures cancer, Mt. St. Helens moves
Breaking (with photo): Obama challenges Kobayashi to hot dog eating contest.
Obama wins the INDY 500
BREAKING! Barack Hussein Obama's likeness to be carved into Mount Rushmore!
Barack Obama becomes Campbell soup spokesperson
Breaking: Obama Pulls on Superman's Cape - Superman Flees
Obama then flew up into a tree and retrieved a kitten. And got $50 bucks for doing such.
Barack Obama Wins Oscar For "Best Actor In A Completely Fictional, Made-Up Story and Role"
Barak Obama Wins 2010 NBA Dunk Contest
Breaking: NBA to Cancel Season. Awards Trophy to Barack Hussein Obama Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm
FLASH! Kim Jong Il Resigns, Names Obama New Leader of North Korea!
BREAKING: Barack Obama wins World Series by forfeit from all eight teams in the playoffs!!!
Obama climbs Mount Everest...his only comment was, "refreshing"
Breaking: Obama named Time's Man of the Year for the last 20 and the next 20 years
BREAKING: BARACK OBAMA WINS IDITAROD!!!!
Barack obama Wins KENTUCKY DERBY !!!!!
Obama, the Nobel Prize, Modern Politics and Seinfeld: It's About Nothing
BREAKING...Obama Wins Best Actor Oscar for Portrayal as POTUS.
Barak Obama Awarded 2010 Pulitzer Prize for Literature
FLASH: Barack Obama wins Top Chef Las Vegas, awarded FOUR Michelin Stars (out of 3)
BREAKING: Obama wins "International Man of Mystery" award!
BREAKING: OBAMA WINS THE AMAZING RACE!!!
Obama delivers pizza in less than 30 minutes!
breaking news!...Obama has just walked across Lake Michigan!