Christian Subversion And Missionary Activities - 6

[Husky]

Funny I suppose. But wrong. Because jeebus never existed.

Elton John says Jesus was gay

The openly gay muso says he is convinced Jesus was a gay man

http://entertainment.msn.co.nz/blog.aspx...ments=true

Elton John thinks "Jesus was gay"



Image: Getty

This should rattle some good old fashioned Christian outrage over at the Vatican and throughout middle America... Elton John reckons Jesus was a gay man.



In an interview with Parade magazine, the openly gay muso says, "I think Jesus was a compassionate <img src='http://www.india-forum.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':o' /> , super-intelligent <img src='http://www.india-forum.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/blink.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':blink:' /> gay man who understood human problems <img src='http://www.india-forum.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />.

On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. [color="#800080"](But of course non-existent jeebus was compassionate: he *started* the trend of threatening with eternal hellfire, which has ever since been Da Christian Definition And Example of Loving & Forgiving.)[/color] I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East — you're as good as dead."

[color="#800080"](Elton's more than a bit shortsighted: "Try being a gay woman in the Middle East — you're as good as dead." Why so selective? As I recall from film class, Boys Don't Cry was based on some true life story in *America* not the ME. Etc. The impression one can't fail to get is that gay persons are in trouble anywhere where the christoislamis are gathered in majoritas. That's 'cause gawd=jeebus via its word/the babble - e.g. Leviticus - shows how it hates gay people as much as islam/allah does. Elton is simply in denial.

But why not consider the more populous victims: kids are more threatened by christoislamism than gay people are, with christoislamic pervs' shadows lurking around every corner. And not a few victimised children have ended up dead.



And perhaps Elton should just stick to singing encores, instead of venturing into thinking out loud his opinions on biblical hystery with statements like "On the cross ... jeebus ... crucified". Uh No. The babble had jeebus *staked*.)[/color]



Elton probably knows his statement will have some Christians calling for his head (much like when the Beatles claimed they were "bigger than Jesus") but he obviously had a point to make, and publicity to grab.

I'm not the least bit surprised that to Elton John jeebus is gay. There's a gospel for all - because the audience comprises all sorts of gullibles.



Dejavoodoo:

Jeebus keeps morphing and morphing: since the babble is open to re-interpretation for the times and the (target) audience, jeebus can be transformed into whoever the Maddening Crowd wants him to be. And so you get jeebus the Oryan Ur-Nazi man, jeebus the ur-communist man, jeebus the African rebellious 'slave' man (in recent years there was mention of a S African film made by a European African with an indigenous African playing jeebus - note the influential invisible puppeteer behind the camera directing both the puppet actor and the emotions/ideology of the puppet audience), jeebus the every-man, jeebus the liberation theologian man, jeebus the dalit man, jeebus the hippy "can't we all just make luvv not war" gay man, jeebus the Roman-looking anti-Judaic Jewish Rabbi man (yeah that one too), jeebus the zealot Jewish man, jeebus the married family man, jeebus the Greek/Indian type philosopher/ascetic man (as His Non-Existence is to some modern deluded fruitcakes among angelsk-speaking Indians), jeebus the "I've been to Kashmir and Japan and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" man...



Have set the alarm to wake me when jeebus is declared a lesbian feminist wo-man. At least then I may act surprised - for a fraction. Or not:

Jeebus: long dress - check. Long hair - check. Beard (that's one of the American stereotypes for lesbians isn't it) - check. Talks/preaches a lot along with the unpredictable tantrums of female stereotype (jeebus at the Jewish Temple market etc) - check, check.

And now let's try some feminist takes - their signature is so easy to imitate. Am just going to project various general feminist claims and scenarios I've heard onto the biblical NT soap-opera. See how well it fits:

Judas the spurned jealous male lover who betrayed the feminist lesbian object of desire who had only let him kiss her on the cheek - check. Jeebus the She who got staked, since of course revolutionary women are suppressed by jealous evil male heathen (here: Roman) misogynistic patriarchy - check. Jeebus the She got turned into the He by the Male History rewrite in order to appropriate his Female Identity for propping up Male Power by writing out the Female Pivot from History - check. This was followed by XY00 years of oppression of females until jeebus' Second Coming started the Women's Lib And Feminism. Check.



Done. Next. Jeebus the E.T. Oh wait, nothing novel, Contact etc. already touched on that.



See, anything is possible with jeebus. Now can we move on?



Hey, here's something:

Jeebus the manufactured viral strain.

Finally. The facts. Facts make for a perfectly reasonable, realistic solution - one that doesn't require even the least amount of faith:

[color="#0000FF"]the non-existent jeebus is a mindvirus.[/color]