04-14-2009, 08:44 PM
<b>Congress tops in fielding 'crorepatis' in LS polls</b>
I am not surprised. Let me tell you how it works in Congress, based on last election ticket given to someone I know.
1) If you are crorepati contact rival Congress leader of your area.
2) Arrange meeting with Sonia in 10 Janpath.
3) Prepare yourself for 10-15 days stay in Delhi. (better get some relative, as my parents house was used <!--emo&
--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> )
4) Get written financial support letters from local industralist.
5) Meeting with Sonia mata will take 2-5 days.
6) First 3-4 days low clerks, other staff will make xerox copy of all supporting fianacial paper.
7) 7 or 8 th day , Mata will give darshan. She will check papers along with clerk. If you can't speak english and strong regional language Hindi accent, walla talk with mata will be very funny.
8) By evening Mata will give her blessing.
9) Now if you win election. your nightmare will start.
10) Request for Party funds will be frequent.
11) If you failed, then income tax raid on all your financial supporters, basically you will be slapped from all corner.
12) If you are straight person, you will quit party and retire from politcs or join opposition party.
Basically, you should have enough money to win election and support madam who owns no car, plane and live in tax money residence.
I am not surprised. Let me tell you how it works in Congress, based on last election ticket given to someone I know.
1) If you are crorepati contact rival Congress leader of your area.
2) Arrange meeting with Sonia in 10 Janpath.
3) Prepare yourself for 10-15 days stay in Delhi. (better get some relative, as my parents house was used <!--emo&
--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> )4) Get written financial support letters from local industralist.
5) Meeting with Sonia mata will take 2-5 days.
6) First 3-4 days low clerks, other staff will make xerox copy of all supporting fianacial paper.
7) 7 or 8 th day , Mata will give darshan. She will check papers along with clerk. If you can't speak english and strong regional language Hindi accent, walla talk with mata will be very funny.
8) By evening Mata will give her blessing.
9) Now if you win election. your nightmare will start.
10) Request for Party funds will be frequent.
11) If you failed, then income tax raid on all your financial supporters, basically you will be slapped from all corner.
12) If you are straight person, you will quit party and retire from politcs or join opposition party.
Basically, you should have enough money to win election and support madam who owns no car, plane and live in tax money residence.