11-10-2006, 08:43 AM
Nuggets from the Urdu press
<!--QuoteBegin-->QUOTE<!--QuoteEBegin--><b>American pub in the image of Kaaba</b>
As reported in daily Jang, the leader of the clerical alliance, Liaqat Baloch, has condemned the building of a pub in the likeness of Kaaba in America. He said Muslims consider Baitullah (House of God) above anything in life. Muslims around the world have never insulted and have never harmed the praying places of other religions. The naming of this pub as Apple Kaaba is blasphemous. He said United States shall come to it senses and apologise to Muslims.
<b>No western NGOâs in AJK</b>
Writing in Daily Pakistan, columnist Tanvir Qaiser Shahid wrote that Turkey is working on the reconstruction of AJK University with $3.5 million. He said Saudi Arabia pledged $45 million but had not released the funds yet. The regional director of Oxfam, addressing a press conference, stated that NGOâs are afraid of terrorist and jihadi outfits working in Kashmir. They are doing something else in the name of relief work. They threaten western NGOâs and feed wrong information to local people to antagonise them against us.
<b>Heroin in Jinnah cap</b>
As reported in daily Jang, airport security caught a person going for umra, who had hidden half a kilo heroin under his Jinnah cap. A man named Hakim Ali was wearing ahram (white cloth for performing umra) and wearing a Jinnah cap. At the last check point near departure lounge ASF officials became suspicious and found the Jinnah cap a bit heavier. On closer inspection they discovered half a kilogram of herion sewn inside.
<b>Clash of Jordanian and Pakistani fans</b>
As reported in Daily Pakistan, Jordan beat Pakistan by 3 goals to none in a football match. During the match, Pakistani and Jordanian fans exchanged slogans which turned violent, and a free-for-all fight broke out between the two groups. The majority of Arabs were students who attacked press photographers and even tried to snatch guns from a small party of police. The Jordanian team boycotted the prize distribution ceremony and went back to its hotel. After a baton charge by police, the Jordanian fans ran away in their cars. <!--emo&
--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<b>No Indian culture in Pakistan</b>
As reported in daily Nawa-i-Waqt, patriotic sections of society have condemned the advertisement by Indian tele-production Company for Pakistani actors and actresses. The movie artist association chairman Yousaf Khan said the Hindu bania (bussinessman) never accepted Pakistan from his heart and for the past few years is trying to destroy the culture of Pakistan. Altaf Hussain and Syed Noor also stated that it would be harmful for the culture of Pakistan.
<b>No music classes in Punjab University</b>
Sarerahe opined in daily Nawa-i-Waqt, that students are on strike against the music classes in Punjab University and have blocked all major roads in Lahore. Music classes are being held in every home on sixty to seventy channels. Why is the government insisting on pouring sa re ga ma in every studentâs ears. For how long will the followers of desi agenda be beaten up by the stick of European agendas.
<b>Chengez Khan sculpture in Washington</b>
According to daily Jang, the Mongolian embassy is contacting sculptors and trying to acquire land to erect the sculpture of Chengez Khan in Washington. Earlier Indians successfully completed a funding campaign for the sculpture of Mohandas Gandhi. The Mongolians are celebrating the 800th anniversary of the empire of Chengez Khan. In the era when armies were fighting in the name of religion and crusades, he fought wars for the sake of war.
<b>Two beautiful dacoits in Lahore</b>
As reported in Daily Pakistan, two beautiful dacoits held a man at gunpoint and took away his money and mobile phone. The businessman was standing in front of his house in Model Town when two beautiful girls in a car stopped and asked for his help to find a house. One girl pointed a pistol at him and took cash and his cell phone. <!--emo&:o--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<b>Proliferation business</b>
As reported in daily Nawa-i-Waqt, a correspondent of the OIC, Faisal Mohammad, told Voice of Germany that AQ Khan established a firm, <b>Asqavi Prussan Engineering, in Malaysia. The director of this firm was Abu Tahir, whose wife was Malaysian. AQ Khan established this firm through his wife. Another company was formed in Dubai with the name EMP computers and both companies had started business that related to parts used in centrifuges. The copies of the centrifuge design reached India through Abu Tahir, who was in contact with many Indians</b>. Both AQ Khan and Zia ul Haq were in favor of a strong block comprising Pakistan and Iran as nuclear powers with Afghanistan. <!--emo&:liar liar--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/liar.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='liar.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<b>Meeting my hero in dreams</b>
In daily Express, renowned columnist Abdul Qadir Hassan wrote that he had some spiritual ties with Dr AQ Khan. He said during an iftar party, President Musharraf replied to my question, saying that Dr Qadeer was my hero but not anymore. I humbly told him that AQ Khan is still my hero. Then Dr Khan came in my dream and recited this couplet: Guzr to khair gai hai teri hayat Qadeer, satam zareef magar Kufion mein guzri hai.
<b>Ex ISI officer admits his allegiance with Taliban</b>
In daily Nawa-i-Waqt, columnist Haroon-ur-Rashid wrote that Pervez Musharraf disclosed in England that some ex ISI officers are still helping Taliban. Major Amir admitted that he is one to those ISI officers. He said I am the guilty one who joined the jihad and saved Pakistan from the Russian bear. Even today I am with jihadists, who are not fighting for Afghanistan but for Islam and Pakistan. <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--QuoteBegin-->QUOTE<!--QuoteEBegin--><b>American pub in the image of Kaaba</b>
As reported in daily Jang, the leader of the clerical alliance, Liaqat Baloch, has condemned the building of a pub in the likeness of Kaaba in America. He said Muslims consider Baitullah (House of God) above anything in life. Muslims around the world have never insulted and have never harmed the praying places of other religions. The naming of this pub as Apple Kaaba is blasphemous. He said United States shall come to it senses and apologise to Muslims.
<b>No western NGOâs in AJK</b>
Writing in Daily Pakistan, columnist Tanvir Qaiser Shahid wrote that Turkey is working on the reconstruction of AJK University with $3.5 million. He said Saudi Arabia pledged $45 million but had not released the funds yet. The regional director of Oxfam, addressing a press conference, stated that NGOâs are afraid of terrorist and jihadi outfits working in Kashmir. They are doing something else in the name of relief work. They threaten western NGOâs and feed wrong information to local people to antagonise them against us.
<b>Heroin in Jinnah cap</b>
As reported in daily Jang, airport security caught a person going for umra, who had hidden half a kilo heroin under his Jinnah cap. A man named Hakim Ali was wearing ahram (white cloth for performing umra) and wearing a Jinnah cap. At the last check point near departure lounge ASF officials became suspicious and found the Jinnah cap a bit heavier. On closer inspection they discovered half a kilogram of herion sewn inside.
<b>Clash of Jordanian and Pakistani fans</b>
As reported in Daily Pakistan, Jordan beat Pakistan by 3 goals to none in a football match. During the match, Pakistani and Jordanian fans exchanged slogans which turned violent, and a free-for-all fight broke out between the two groups. The majority of Arabs were students who attacked press photographers and even tried to snatch guns from a small party of police. The Jordanian team boycotted the prize distribution ceremony and went back to its hotel. After a baton charge by police, the Jordanian fans ran away in their cars. <!--emo&
--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <b>No Indian culture in Pakistan</b>
As reported in daily Nawa-i-Waqt, patriotic sections of society have condemned the advertisement by Indian tele-production Company for Pakistani actors and actresses. The movie artist association chairman Yousaf Khan said the Hindu bania (bussinessman) never accepted Pakistan from his heart and for the past few years is trying to destroy the culture of Pakistan. Altaf Hussain and Syed Noor also stated that it would be harmful for the culture of Pakistan.
<b>No music classes in Punjab University</b>
Sarerahe opined in daily Nawa-i-Waqt, that students are on strike against the music classes in Punjab University and have blocked all major roads in Lahore. Music classes are being held in every home on sixty to seventy channels. Why is the government insisting on pouring sa re ga ma in every studentâs ears. For how long will the followers of desi agenda be beaten up by the stick of European agendas.
<b>Chengez Khan sculpture in Washington</b>
According to daily Jang, the Mongolian embassy is contacting sculptors and trying to acquire land to erect the sculpture of Chengez Khan in Washington. Earlier Indians successfully completed a funding campaign for the sculpture of Mohandas Gandhi. The Mongolians are celebrating the 800th anniversary of the empire of Chengez Khan. In the era when armies were fighting in the name of religion and crusades, he fought wars for the sake of war.
<b>Two beautiful dacoits in Lahore</b>
As reported in Daily Pakistan, two beautiful dacoits held a man at gunpoint and took away his money and mobile phone. The businessman was standing in front of his house in Model Town when two beautiful girls in a car stopped and asked for his help to find a house. One girl pointed a pistol at him and took cash and his cell phone. <!--emo&:o--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<b>Proliferation business</b>
As reported in daily Nawa-i-Waqt, a correspondent of the OIC, Faisal Mohammad, told Voice of Germany that AQ Khan established a firm, <b>Asqavi Prussan Engineering, in Malaysia. The director of this firm was Abu Tahir, whose wife was Malaysian. AQ Khan established this firm through his wife. Another company was formed in Dubai with the name EMP computers and both companies had started business that related to parts used in centrifuges. The copies of the centrifuge design reached India through Abu Tahir, who was in contact with many Indians</b>. Both AQ Khan and Zia ul Haq were in favor of a strong block comprising Pakistan and Iran as nuclear powers with Afghanistan. <!--emo&:liar liar--><img src='style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/liar.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='liar.gif' /><!--endemo-->
<b>Meeting my hero in dreams</b>
In daily Express, renowned columnist Abdul Qadir Hassan wrote that he had some spiritual ties with Dr AQ Khan. He said during an iftar party, President Musharraf replied to my question, saying that Dr Qadeer was my hero but not anymore. I humbly told him that AQ Khan is still my hero. Then Dr Khan came in my dream and recited this couplet: Guzr to khair gai hai teri hayat Qadeer, satam zareef magar Kufion mein guzri hai.
<b>Ex ISI officer admits his allegiance with Taliban</b>
In daily Nawa-i-Waqt, columnist Haroon-ur-Rashid wrote that Pervez Musharraf disclosed in England that some ex ISI officers are still helping Taliban. Major Amir admitted that he is one to those ISI officers. He said I am the guilty one who joined the jihad and saved Pakistan from the Russian bear. Even today I am with jihadists, who are not fighting for Afghanistan but for Islam and Pakistan. <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->