12-24-2005, 09:05 AM
Even big editors have small vanities. Mr. Natwar Singh, the foreign minister of India, telephoned the âbigâ editor of the âsecularâ newspaper, although it was to clarify his position vis-Ã -vis the Volcker report. The call merited front paging with a banner headline. In India that is Bharat the word âsecularâ defies dictionaries - but writing about it is digressing from the main theme. The BE did not have a crystal ball and could not know the twists in the tale which seem to continue to unwind.
Returning to our main story, there are two components in it. The first is Natwar Singhâs denial. What else do we expect him to do? He would and did. He still does although the âold faithful partyâ led him to the gallows in the larger cause. âCaesar is an honourable manâ and his honour should be protected even if one foreign minister is made an errand boy and another a fall guy.
Sometime in April 1987, the Swedish national broadcaster fired its Bofors. The salvo came in handy for one of Indiaâs greatest Machiavellians. For him all was fair in politics and power (power comes after politics in the dictionary - to use a hackneyed pun) including fragmenting the âbody politicâ in his pursuit of power. He used it to do a Brutus on Caesar. Caesar was dethroned but in spite of thundering protestations, could not regain his honour in his lifetime or after. The needle of suspicion still hovers in the direction of his grave. Caesar is (or was) guilty or not depending on your angle of vision - the perspective parallax (does it sound like an oxymoron?).
Shortly afterwards, Geoffrey Archer, the British novelist published a collection of short stories entitled âA Twist in the Taleâ. One of the stories in the collection is a spoof on Indiaâs Bofors saga. The story runs like this: The finance minister of a third-world country approaches a Swiss bank ostensibly to investigate the account one of his countryâs politicians had with the bank. The senior official of the bank whom the finance minister approaches refuses to confirm or give any details of the account. The finance ministerâs pleas in the name of ethics, morality, humanity and what have you and threats to close down all his countryâs accounts with the bank and even the threat to kill him were of no avail. The finance minister makes to give up and walk out but suddenly heists (pun intended) his brief case on to the table and says âhow about opening an account?â
In another part of the story two third-world finance ministers meet in an international conference held in one of their capitals. They become friends and the finance minister of the host country invites the other to his mansion for dinner. The guest marvels at the opulence of his hostâs mansion and wonders how he could build such an opulent mansion in so poor a country. The host takes him to the top of the building and shows him a nearby river and a dam on it. He asks him âdo you see the dam?â The guest replies he does. âWell! Ten percent of itâ, he says.
The next conference was held in the guestâs national capital and naturally the earlier guest now plays host and invites his friend to dinner. It was the turn of the other to marvel at the opulence of his friendâs palace. So the host takes him to the top of the building and points at the panoramic expanse of the nearby river. âSee the dam there?â he asks. âBut I do not see anything there!â replies his guest. âPrecisely!â says the host, âTen per cent of it!â
By the by, Geoffrey Archer believed there was no corruption in the first-world, till ...
Much water has flown the Rhine and Ganges since 1987. Indiaâs foreign minister was used as an errand boy to deliver letters to the Swiss requesting them to stall the Boforsâ investigation, as Caesarâs honour could not be sullied; the dynasty has done so much for the country. J. Nehru billed the nation for his stay in âYarawada gaolâ (as he loved to spell it) and collected an inexhaustible supply of post-dated cheques, which the dynasty is cashing.
A former Japanese prime minister was convicted for corruption. It happened in the Philippines, in Italy, in Israel and Britain. Two British Prime Ministers had to abdicate because of their cabinet colleaguesâ sexual misdemeanours - not financial malfeasance. In India such misdemeanours are not reported. After all in India that is Bharat the high and mighty have the privilege of different social codes of conduct. J. Nehruâs escapades with Edwina Mountbaten surfaced long after both of them met their maker.
In the US a President was convicted for spooking his opponentâs headquarters. In India, Indira (no, it does not mean Indira is India) famous for her keeping dossiers on her opponents did not have to do it. In India that is Bharat, law enforcement agencies are their political mastersâ fiefdoms. And fund collectors (e.g. Rustum Shorab Nagarwala and Lalit Narain Misra) disappear if their presence is inconvenient for their masters.
Now the second part of the press parallax. The countryâs socio-political philosophy is mind-boggling. The countryâs founding fathers wanted a casteless society. India today has myriad castes and they keep mutating. Today the political class is the Kshatriyas. All paths are cleared for their movement. The bureaucracy is the Brahmins. They preside over all social activity. The business class is the Vysyas. Everything spins around their money that pervades the ether. The rest - us all comprises the Sudras. The original Brahmins are untouchables today. What goes up has to come down in a topsy-turvy world.
The founding fathers wanted a secular society - meaning that the state has no religion. Indira inserted the word, which the founding fathers forgot to write into the constitution. When she declared a nineteen-month holiday for political parties and received all opponents as government guests - with the noble intention of running trains on time and her second son practiced castrating extra productivity - Indian parliament had to do something. India, today therefore competes with Saudi Arabia.
The press in India today mirrors the socio-political milieu including its hypocrisy with a few honourable exceptions but like internet passwords they too are case sensitive. A press baron is reported to have said âI can hire editors a dime a dozen, I want marketing managers who can sell the paperâ. A wise editor agreed that there is nothing called objectivity. Objectivity like beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder! Or objectivity like consistency is a virtue of the asses!
The Bofors saga was unearthed by Arun Shourie but taken forward by the âbig editor with the small vanityâ and his Swiss correspondent. They led us through the mazes of accounts routing and rerouting kickbacks. Indian governmentsâ lethargy and inactivity ended up in blank walls. No Caesar could be indicted for a âCaesar could do no wrongâ. That is the divine privilege Indian society confers on its political class.
Time has turned full circle. Now a âsecularâ government supported by workersâ angels (sounds like Marx and Engels, does it not?) is ruling. Natwar Singh has secular credentials. He wants to reverse the clock and take the country back to the days of the non-aligned movement and an independent foreign policy. An independent foreign policy in the lexicon of the workersâ angels is kowtowing to the dictatorships of the banana republics and the Orwellian paradises - a.k.a. the non-aligned movement. He supports Iraq and Iran not because they are great democracies but because they are Muslim nations. That gets votes for his party although Indian Muslims are appalled by the suggestion that for them a foreign nation - whatever its religion - is more important than their own national interest. All angels must come to the aid of the party - and - Natwar Singh called to clarify that he did not mulct. So âIâ believe he did not. Q.E.D. But then, in hindsightâ¦â¦â¦
In the end Natwar had to be excavated from the chair, with him kicking and screaming. There is a twist in the tale, which good old Geoffrey might some day add to his collection. Mitrokhin finally confirmed what many of us suspected all along, that some of those liberal hearts were paid to bleed like the crowds that are arranged to cheer our netasâ orations. Long live KGB! Matherani confirmed that a âliberalâ foreign policy could also be milked. Long live AMAM!
Returning to our main story, there are two components in it. The first is Natwar Singhâs denial. What else do we expect him to do? He would and did. He still does although the âold faithful partyâ led him to the gallows in the larger cause. âCaesar is an honourable manâ and his honour should be protected even if one foreign minister is made an errand boy and another a fall guy.
Sometime in April 1987, the Swedish national broadcaster fired its Bofors. The salvo came in handy for one of Indiaâs greatest Machiavellians. For him all was fair in politics and power (power comes after politics in the dictionary - to use a hackneyed pun) including fragmenting the âbody politicâ in his pursuit of power. He used it to do a Brutus on Caesar. Caesar was dethroned but in spite of thundering protestations, could not regain his honour in his lifetime or after. The needle of suspicion still hovers in the direction of his grave. Caesar is (or was) guilty or not depending on your angle of vision - the perspective parallax (does it sound like an oxymoron?).
Shortly afterwards, Geoffrey Archer, the British novelist published a collection of short stories entitled âA Twist in the Taleâ. One of the stories in the collection is a spoof on Indiaâs Bofors saga. The story runs like this: The finance minister of a third-world country approaches a Swiss bank ostensibly to investigate the account one of his countryâs politicians had with the bank. The senior official of the bank whom the finance minister approaches refuses to confirm or give any details of the account. The finance ministerâs pleas in the name of ethics, morality, humanity and what have you and threats to close down all his countryâs accounts with the bank and even the threat to kill him were of no avail. The finance minister makes to give up and walk out but suddenly heists (pun intended) his brief case on to the table and says âhow about opening an account?â
In another part of the story two third-world finance ministers meet in an international conference held in one of their capitals. They become friends and the finance minister of the host country invites the other to his mansion for dinner. The guest marvels at the opulence of his hostâs mansion and wonders how he could build such an opulent mansion in so poor a country. The host takes him to the top of the building and shows him a nearby river and a dam on it. He asks him âdo you see the dam?â The guest replies he does. âWell! Ten percent of itâ, he says.
The next conference was held in the guestâs national capital and naturally the earlier guest now plays host and invites his friend to dinner. It was the turn of the other to marvel at the opulence of his friendâs palace. So the host takes him to the top of the building and points at the panoramic expanse of the nearby river. âSee the dam there?â he asks. âBut I do not see anything there!â replies his guest. âPrecisely!â says the host, âTen per cent of it!â
By the by, Geoffrey Archer believed there was no corruption in the first-world, till ...
Much water has flown the Rhine and Ganges since 1987. Indiaâs foreign minister was used as an errand boy to deliver letters to the Swiss requesting them to stall the Boforsâ investigation, as Caesarâs honour could not be sullied; the dynasty has done so much for the country. J. Nehru billed the nation for his stay in âYarawada gaolâ (as he loved to spell it) and collected an inexhaustible supply of post-dated cheques, which the dynasty is cashing.
A former Japanese prime minister was convicted for corruption. It happened in the Philippines, in Italy, in Israel and Britain. Two British Prime Ministers had to abdicate because of their cabinet colleaguesâ sexual misdemeanours - not financial malfeasance. In India such misdemeanours are not reported. After all in India that is Bharat the high and mighty have the privilege of different social codes of conduct. J. Nehruâs escapades with Edwina Mountbaten surfaced long after both of them met their maker.
In the US a President was convicted for spooking his opponentâs headquarters. In India, Indira (no, it does not mean Indira is India) famous for her keeping dossiers on her opponents did not have to do it. In India that is Bharat, law enforcement agencies are their political mastersâ fiefdoms. And fund collectors (e.g. Rustum Shorab Nagarwala and Lalit Narain Misra) disappear if their presence is inconvenient for their masters.
Now the second part of the press parallax. The countryâs socio-political philosophy is mind-boggling. The countryâs founding fathers wanted a casteless society. India today has myriad castes and they keep mutating. Today the political class is the Kshatriyas. All paths are cleared for their movement. The bureaucracy is the Brahmins. They preside over all social activity. The business class is the Vysyas. Everything spins around their money that pervades the ether. The rest - us all comprises the Sudras. The original Brahmins are untouchables today. What goes up has to come down in a topsy-turvy world.
The founding fathers wanted a secular society - meaning that the state has no religion. Indira inserted the word, which the founding fathers forgot to write into the constitution. When she declared a nineteen-month holiday for political parties and received all opponents as government guests - with the noble intention of running trains on time and her second son practiced castrating extra productivity - Indian parliament had to do something. India, today therefore competes with Saudi Arabia.
The press in India today mirrors the socio-political milieu including its hypocrisy with a few honourable exceptions but like internet passwords they too are case sensitive. A press baron is reported to have said âI can hire editors a dime a dozen, I want marketing managers who can sell the paperâ. A wise editor agreed that there is nothing called objectivity. Objectivity like beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder! Or objectivity like consistency is a virtue of the asses!
The Bofors saga was unearthed by Arun Shourie but taken forward by the âbig editor with the small vanityâ and his Swiss correspondent. They led us through the mazes of accounts routing and rerouting kickbacks. Indian governmentsâ lethargy and inactivity ended up in blank walls. No Caesar could be indicted for a âCaesar could do no wrongâ. That is the divine privilege Indian society confers on its political class.
Time has turned full circle. Now a âsecularâ government supported by workersâ angels (sounds like Marx and Engels, does it not?) is ruling. Natwar Singh has secular credentials. He wants to reverse the clock and take the country back to the days of the non-aligned movement and an independent foreign policy. An independent foreign policy in the lexicon of the workersâ angels is kowtowing to the dictatorships of the banana republics and the Orwellian paradises - a.k.a. the non-aligned movement. He supports Iraq and Iran not because they are great democracies but because they are Muslim nations. That gets votes for his party although Indian Muslims are appalled by the suggestion that for them a foreign nation - whatever its religion - is more important than their own national interest. All angels must come to the aid of the party - and - Natwar Singh called to clarify that he did not mulct. So âIâ believe he did not. Q.E.D. But then, in hindsightâ¦â¦â¦
In the end Natwar had to be excavated from the chair, with him kicking and screaming. There is a twist in the tale, which good old Geoffrey might some day add to his collection. Mitrokhin finally confirmed what many of us suspected all along, that some of those liberal hearts were paid to bleed like the crowds that are arranged to cheer our netasâ orations. Long live KGB! Matherani confirmed that a âliberalâ foreign policy could also be milked. Long live AMAM!