Got this from SABHA:
A joke about a call center in Pakistan has been doing the rounds for a while.
I was feeling a little suicidal the other day and decided to phone the suicide hotline. A Pakistani man answered the phone. I told him I was feeling suicidal. He got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck or fly a plane.
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http://www.sabha.info/archive.html
Read each one .. lots of fun
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In the Jan 25 2007 issue:
Franklin Graham, the son of Christian evangelist Billy Graham, is now waiting for his father to die so that he can build an amusement part around the grave and charge tourists money for visiting the place. He has even hired consultants who worked for Walt Disney Corporation!
The building, designed in part by consultants who used to work for the Walt Disney Co., is not a library, she says, but a large barn and silo â a reminder of Billy Graham's early childhood on a dairy farm near Charlotte.
The plan to build a tourist center has resulted in bickering among the family members. Jesus, who offers miracle cures, has not kept Billy Graham in good health.
Retired and almost blind at 88, the evangelist is sitting in his modest log house on an isolated mountaintop in western North Carolina and listening to a family friend describe where Franklin Graham, heir to his father's worldwide ministry, wants to bury his parents.
Billy's wife, Ruth Bell Graham, is listening, too, curled up in a hospital bed on this bleak November evening. At 86 and 100 pounds, she has degeneration of the spine, which keeps her in constant pain.
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His rugged face remains impassive except for something Ned notices: Heâs grinding his teeth.
His dad, he says, does this when he's upset.
Meanwhile, at a potential entry charge of $39.95 per person, Franklin Graham waits to make a killing.
(The link on this one has changed)
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http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Candidat...nt_to_1117.html
Losing candidate urges opponent to convert
Rae Hart Anderson, who lost the race for Minnesota's Senatorial seat to Satveer Chaudhary, urged her opponent to convert to Christianity. In an email, she said:
The race of your life is more important than this one--and it is my sincere wish that you'll get to know Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior. He died for the sins of the world, yours and mine--and especially for those who accept His forgiveness. His kingdom will come and His will be done--on earth as it is in heaven. There's more....I love belonging to the family of God. Jesus is the way, the truth and offers His life to you and each human being. Pay attention...this is very important, Satveer. Have you noticed Jesus for yourself...at some moment in time, yet??? God commends His love to us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Romans 5:8
A joke about a call center in Pakistan has been doing the rounds for a while.
I was feeling a little suicidal the other day and decided to phone the suicide hotline. A Pakistani man answered the phone. I told him I was feeling suicidal. He got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck or fly a plane.
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http://www.sabha.info/archive.html
Read each one .. lots of fun
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In the Jan 25 2007 issue:
Franklin Graham, the son of Christian evangelist Billy Graham, is now waiting for his father to die so that he can build an amusement part around the grave and charge tourists money for visiting the place. He has even hired consultants who worked for Walt Disney Corporation!
The building, designed in part by consultants who used to work for the Walt Disney Co., is not a library, she says, but a large barn and silo â a reminder of Billy Graham's early childhood on a dairy farm near Charlotte.
The plan to build a tourist center has resulted in bickering among the family members. Jesus, who offers miracle cures, has not kept Billy Graham in good health.
Retired and almost blind at 88, the evangelist is sitting in his modest log house on an isolated mountaintop in western North Carolina and listening to a family friend describe where Franklin Graham, heir to his father's worldwide ministry, wants to bury his parents.
Billy's wife, Ruth Bell Graham, is listening, too, curled up in a hospital bed on this bleak November evening. At 86 and 100 pounds, she has degeneration of the spine, which keeps her in constant pain.
. . .
His rugged face remains impassive except for something Ned notices: Heâs grinding his teeth.
His dad, he says, does this when he's upset.
Meanwhile, at a potential entry charge of $39.95 per person, Franklin Graham waits to make a killing.
(The link on this one has changed)
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http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Candidat...nt_to_1117.html
Losing candidate urges opponent to convert
Rae Hart Anderson, who lost the race for Minnesota's Senatorial seat to Satveer Chaudhary, urged her opponent to convert to Christianity. In an email, she said:
The race of your life is more important than this one--and it is my sincere wish that you'll get to know Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior. He died for the sins of the world, yours and mine--and especially for those who accept His forgiveness. His kingdom will come and His will be done--on earth as it is in heaven. There's more....I love belonging to the family of God. Jesus is the way, the truth and offers His life to you and each human being. Pay attention...this is very important, Satveer. Have you noticed Jesus for yourself...at some moment in time, yet??? God commends His love to us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Romans 5:8