Sanskrit

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Shri Alfred,

Please excuse us nationalist idiots. Why don't you follow Gandhiji's advise and show us your other cheek? Just a little "nationalism" from us and you get all upset and shout back at us. We have been at the receiving end for 1000 years. Please let us reverse roles for a while. Let me also get all my evil urges out of my system.. Please help me. Like we helped you in the past.

See how it hurts? To quote Swami Vivekananda again.. "If we Indians take all the mud at the bottom of the Indian Ocean and throw it upon the west, it will still be a tiny fraction of what you have done to us!".

Please bear with us idiots.. we are uncouth, uncivilized, "nationalist" etc. When you were all these things we suffered you and helped you change. Why don't you do the same for us now?

I hope you will come back and offer yourself as an object for all the evil I have inside me. Please help me get it out. Show me your other cheek. After the cheek show me your chest, and then your legs, and head and back and so on.. so that I can give them a nice thumping.. I hope you understand my situation.. You have no doubt read the Upanishads.. the same Atman is inside me as inside you.. help me become civilized.. offer yourself as a sacrifice..